(chainsaw rumbling in background) Now the way I see it, half of everything in this house belong to her. So which half do you want, do you want this half or do you want this half???   (Diary of a Mad Black Woman)

my girl freind jut killed herself   (After Hours)

He is the product of an illegal sexual perversion and should have been destroyed at the moment of conception. What is in question here is a concept in economic efficiency and procedure that has allowed these erotics to exist and dilute this great society.   (THX 1138)

If we wanted to sissy boys, we would've named them Doctor Quinn and Medicine Woman   (Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby)

1)Does this thing work? 2)What? Oh, yeah.   (Clueless)

1/ He ain't tyin' me up 2/ Then I'll have to kill you, Childs   (Thing, The)

am i a nice guy or what.....you're a geek   (3 Ninjas)

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. Mourn them, do not. Miss them, do not. Attachment leads to jealousy. The shadow of greed, that is.   (Star Wars: Episode III)

--Bottleneck like this, one of us might hold them off. --Yeah, one of us. --If he plays it cool. Hit and run. Stall and retreat.   (Professionals, The)

I've got a, a Dwarf? and I'm not afraid to use him!   (Corpse Bride, The)

My Mona they shot my mona   (King of the Jungle)

Jigsaw killer: Just think of it as a reverse beartrap.   (Saw)

i want to blow shit up with my mind.   (Accepted)

--Why didn't I get hurt? --You were wearing your seatbelt.   (Sideways)

Eric-Jesus Christ stop me if you've heard this one Jesus Christ walks into a hotel-ow he hands the inkeeper three nails and he asks Funboy- Don't you ever fucking die Eric-can you put me up for the night   (Crow, The)

Ease up Pillowpants the guy's not into your GoBot, D&D bullshit.   (Clerks II)

--We have got to make a plan and follow it through. --Like Nam? --Just like Nam.   (Annihilators, The)

Lenny, let's try and keep your IQ a family secret.   (Superman IV)

No matter what, I will love just as I do now, until the day I die.   (Gone With The Wind)

UH LES YOU KNOW HOW YOU SAID WHEN YOU GOT YOUR LISENCE YOU WANTED A BMW WELL TAKE GOOD CARE OF IT THANKS DAD I APPECITATE IT BUT YOU KNOW I DON'T NEED THE BMW I ALREADY HAVE A MERCEDS   (License to Drive)