Can I interest you in a battery-operated vagina?   (8MM)

The best part about this job is all the barely legal pussy that walks in here and they all look up to me cause I've got a driver's lisence. It's awesome!   (Clerks II)

Emma are you like this because you have an abnormally large clit?   (Clerks II)

Dat's because ju gotcha head stuck in jo culo   (Scarface)

1)They're at the phone but there's a problem. 2)Problem? How big of a problem? 3)Oh about 300 pounds.   (Die Hard with a Vengeance)

I haven't got anything against Luis Chama.   (Joe Kidd)

Everything that is or was began with a dream.   (Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D, The)

I like grapes   (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)

Its like a code that is ingrained into every man's DNA that tell you when to tackle drunk bitches.   (40 Year Old Virgin, The)

Yes, actually, Stella. What's right is right. Let's split.   (Nutty Professor, The)

[Tagline] One man against a cruel system   (Brubaker)

Alex: Sucker weighs a goddang ton.
Evelyn: Alex, watch your language!
Alex: Rather weighty, this.   (Mummy Returns, The)

There's my hole Johnny. I gotta go!   (Seabiscuit)

Today's a training day, Officer Hoyt. Show you around, give you a taste of the business. I got 38 cases pending trial, 63 in active investigations, another 250 on the log I can't clear. I supervise five officers. That's five different personalities. Five sets of problems. You can be number six if you act now. But I ain't holding no hands, okay? I ain't baby-sitting. You got today and today only to show me who and what you're made of. You don't like narcotics, get the fuck out of my car. Go get you a nice pussy desk job, chasing bad checks or something, you hear me?!   (Training Day)

You know Rayford, sometimes its almost a pleasure knowing you. Lets do it.   (Wild Geese, The)

1) I taught you how to fight, but I never taught you why. 2) I fight for you. 1) And who will you fight for when I'm gone? Soldiers fight for kings they've never even met. 2) Soldiers obey. 1) (Pause) Don't spend your life following some fool's orders.   (Troy)

I don't want him back, I just want him vaporized, extinguished!   (Addicted to Love)

Romeo foxtrot, shall we dance!   (Apocalypse Now)

Excuse me, Sheriff, I'm a gambler who'd like to run an honest game in your town. To whom do I speak about that? .....I hope it's not this gentleman.   (Silverado)

At least i didin't drop my bike and run!   (Every Which Way But Loose)