Boss Hogg: I've got $100 here for the first one to knock that loudmouth out.   (Dukes of Hazzard, The)

"There are no pacts between lions and men"   (Troy)

I still got the shovel!   (Shooter)

Ex-Wife: Will you call me if you need anything? Mort: I doubt it. Ex-Wife: I was just trying to make you feel better. Mort: WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE FUCKED HIM THEN!!! [Slams phone on reciever and crackks jaw]   (Secret Window)

Don't touch that squirrel's nuts. You'll make him crazy!   (Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory)

1) Why you got the weird look all over your face? 2) Claire's mom just made me grab her hooters. 2) Well snap out of it.   (Wedding Crashers)

A ZEE?!?   (In-Laws, The)

SO BE IT!!!   (Pump Up the Volume)

Cuttlefish... eh... let us not,dear friends,forget our dear friends the cuttlefish... bind them up together and they'll devour themselves without a single thought... Human nature,in'it? Ooor... rather fish nature... So yes... we could hold up here well-provisioned and well-armed... and half of us would be dead within the month! which seems grim to me no matter how you slice it! Or as my colleague so naively suggested, we can release Calypso, and God-willing, she will show us mercy... I rather doubt it. Can we just ignore that she is a woman scorned, the fury the likes of which hell hath know? We cannot. And so, we are left with but one option. I agree with, and I cannot believe the words that are coming out of me mouth... Captain Swann.   (
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--I don't want to be 60. I want to be 40. --How can you be 40 when your son is 35?   (After the Fox)

1) My only question is how did she come to have sex with the dead guy? 2) She thought it was me. 1) What kind of convenience store do you run here?   (Clerks)

the last boy scout   (W.C.)

you must tell me everything about yourself, but slowly, oh so slowly, so that it takes a very, very long time.   (Scarlet Pimpernel, The)

You know how I know you're gay? Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts   (40 Year Old Virgin, The)

The best kind of love is the kind that awakens the soul, and makes us reach for more, that plants fire in our hearts, and brings peace to our minds.   (Notebook, The)

Who the hell are you? And where did you get that goddamn clown suit? Cleveland?

--You've done so many wonderful, monumental things. You walked on the moon. --Sure. And you've walked on the Earth. It's a nicer place.   (Evening Star, The)

The treasure! Oh no we lost the debloooms!!!!   (Freddy Got Fingered)

Where is the eye of the Serpent? Forgrim says that you gave it to a girl...probably for a mere night pleasure.. What a loss !   (Conan the Barbarian)

Sex is good sex is great I love blow jobs so do you so come right here and i'll fuck you!   (Stand and Deliver)