I never really tought about that kid. I mean I was never Mr. popular in high school and I watched Fantasia a lot.   (Big Daddy)

Michael Ellis: Katrina is the shit. She just did Ginuwine's new video. Missy Elliott: I don't care if she just showed Michael Jackson how to Harlem shake. I said I want Honey. Honey Daniels. Duh.   (Honey)

you're a dick   (Secret Window)

i a'nt getting no haircut!!!!!   (Cry-Baby)

Jane:watch it Girl:i will   (School Daze)

The Berlin Wall came down in two weeks. I know it can be done.   (McBain)

Ordinance calls it their Reversible Gun.   (Silencers, The)

1.Funny couple, ain't they? 2.Yeah. 1.If you ask me, I don't believe they're married. 2.They're married all right. I just seen the license. 1.They made me get them a rope and a blanket on a night like this. What do you reckon that's for? 2.Blamed if I know. I just brung 'em a trumpet. 1.A trumpet? 2.Yeah, one of them toy things. They sent me to the store to get it. 1.But what in the world do they want a trumpet for? 2.Dunno.

I'm so high right mow - We not low   (Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle)

Caesar: You all look so impressive. Any one of you could be king. Potheinus: His Majesty King Ptolemy, kindred of Horus and Ra, beloved of Thoth- Caesar: Et cetera, et cetera; you welcome me. And I, Gaius Julius Caesar, Consul of the Roman Senate, Pontifex Maximus, et cetera, et cetera, thank you.   (Cleopatra)

One night driving a Mercedes, and you're already an asshole.   (Ice Harvest, The)

You're sayin' the FBI's gonna pay me to learn to surf?   (Point Break)

I would've torn that guy apart twenty minutes ago!   (Ice Pirates, The)

We are not terrorists, you understand. We are patriots.   (Day of the Jackal, The)

"You just pick the right one to be in the foxhole with, and when you're out of the foxhole, you keep your dick in your pants."   (In Good Company)

if your a bird im a bird   (Notebook, The)

You were trying to cheat me, and Moses was trying to cheat you.   (Shootist, The)

Harry: One time, we successfully mated a bulldog with a shih tzu. Mary: Really? That's weird. Harry: Yeah, we call it a baloney! (laughs)   (Dumb & Dumber)

Hey, your number came up, today we work   (Money Pit, The)

Serge :We are still married in the eyes of God Josephine: Then God is blind   (Chocolat)