You keep the gas..., as a bonus!   (Licence to Kill)

Nacho: Do you remember that one time when everyone was shouting my name and I used my strength to rip my blouse? Esqueleto: Yeah. And I saw them knock you unconscious, alright?   (Nacho Libre)

1)You know Naomi, if you ever need counseling or something like anger management or alcoholsm I'd be happy to do it for you. 2) You'd really do that for me?? 1) yeah. 2) Thank you, i appreciate that. But I think i'd like it if you JUST WASHED THE FUCKING DISHES AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!! GODDAMN THIS BABBLE BULLSHIT ASSHOLE!!!   (Waiting)

We're browsing   (Easy Money)

you know you were seeing parts of my body that i will never get to see oh belive me your not missing that much pulmarny alviero gastro musco techinal villa stranges place so far with familar names hey jack go to the mirror in the bed room will you why? i just fingerd i don't know what the hell you look like jacks hicups are you drunk? no no i got up to fast im just a little dizzy is that you? yea thats me look at you yea look at me go to the mirror how is this a little to close jack is this better you know were gonna need a lot of more a help can you drive is your head clear yes slap yourself in the face what your face slap it harder agin how does it feel it feels good sober yet? one more time the jack putter machine zero defects god help us   (Innerspace)

Alotta... Alotta Fagina   (Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery)

ward, i think you were a little hard on the beaver...so was eddie hascal, wally and ms. cleaver. this guy keeps screamin', he's paranoid- quick, someone get his ass another steroid! bla-bladdy bloom bla bloom bla-bladdy bloom bla-i didn't hear a word you said- hippidy hoop-la! is that a tank top, or a new bra? look, snoop-dog just got a fuckin' boob job! didn't you listen to the last round, meathead? pay attention, you're sayin' the same shit that he said (in background: ima fuck you up!). matter fact, dawg, here's a pencil-go home, write some shit, make it suspenseful- and don't come back until somethin' dope hits you...fuck it, you can take the mike home wit' you! lookin' like a cyclone hit you, tank top's screamin' 'lotto, i don't fit you!' you see how far them white jokes get you, boy's like, 'how vanilla ice gon' dis you'? my motto- fuck lotto - i'll get the seven digits from your mother for a dollar tomorrow. ~ i fuckin love eminem...all yall bitches who get the quotes wrong, you don't deserve to post up here...check your shit first! <3 sara   (8 Mile)

The best noise in all the world--as good as jazz.   (My Life So Far)

Get away Frankie yea you granduated like two years ago   (Final Destination 3)

Eww, it stinks in here!!!!! one of the brothers walks in as one of the intruders is on the toilet having a bowel movement.   (3 Ninjas)

I'm an attorney...could I have your name? I'm gonna have your job.   (Heist)

PERHAPS MY BEST MIRACLE WAS THE 1969 METS   (Oh, God!)

Six months at home, and you mutated from a fun-loving free spirit into Nancy Reagan.   (8 Heads in a Duffel Bag)

Do you believe in God? The question is, does God believe in me?   (Lolita)

Lelaina Pierce: I was really going to be somebody by the time I was 23. Troy Dyer: Honey, all you have to be by the time you're 23, is yourself. Lelaina Pierce: I don't know who that is anymore. Troy Dyer: I do. And we all love her. I love her. She breaks my heart again and again. But I love her.   (Reality Bites)

Last night, I dreamt I went to Manderley again. It seemed to me I stood by the iron gate leading to the drive, and for a while I could not enter for the way was barred to me. Then, like all dreamers, I was possessed of a sudden with supernatural powers and passed like a spirit through the barrier before me. The drive wound away in front of me, twisting and turning as it had always done. But as I advanced, I was aware that a change had come upon it. Nature had come into her own again, and little by little had encroached upon the drive with long tenacious fingers, on and on while the poor thread that had once been our drive   (Rebecca)

Have you been drinking more of that sacramental wine, father?   (Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit)

One plus two plus one plus one.   (Clue)

There's no way we're losing Linda Moon. A, she's under contract, and, B, she's under contract.   (Be Cool)

We must stake our claim before someone else does   (Into the Blue)