Dark forces are conspiring to strip mine Hazzard. Follow me to the court house, come on!   (Dukes of Hazzard, The)

janet> theyre calling you a hero, when really...your a slut
amy> what-ever.
janet> a GAY slut!
amy> IM NOT GAY!!   (D.E.B.S.)

june: what about me, jerry lee? am i going to hell? jerry lee: no june, you're beautiful.   (Walk the Line)

Their gonna send me back to Omaha, AND I DONT EVEN LIVE THERE   (Major League: Back to the Minors)

1) You take pleaseure in the message? 2) Yea, so much as you may take on a knife's point.   (Much Ado About Nothing)

your a very nice boy,   (Love & Basketball)

What a fraudulent young man you are!   (Dreamchild)

Robbery-Homicide's taking it.   (Heat)

1. Oh my mirror! Here are your life insurance plans. 2. Those can wait until I get back.   (Hot Shots!)

I'm never going to leave this car. I'm going to eat in it. I'm going to sleep in it. I'm even going to make sweet love to it.   (Dukes of Hazzard, The)

My Buick Century!   (Orgazmo)

Leatha necked, Jarhead motha fucka   (Heartbreak Ridge)

Listen to me... a horse that sweats in the morning; cream that sours overnight, you know the signs, we both know!   (Warlock)

You always have problems with your endings.   (Guilty by Suspicion)

In your car. Outside. Amoungst the aliens boy that's.... convinient.   (Faculty, The)

1/_ He's talking jibberish, sir... 2/_ Yes, I can hear that, Bough 1/_ He's collapsing, sir... 2/_ Yes, I can see that, Bough   (Johnny English)

Comes an age in a man's life when...he don't wanna spend time figuring what comes next.   (Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid)

Todd: What IS our Situation, DAD??!! Grandma: ...Your...a homo.   (Wedding Crashers)

About ten minutes ago I tried to kill a cat with a cabbage.   (Tomb of Ligeia, The)

got you. youre mine now for the rest of the day, week, month, year, life. do you know who i am yet? sometimes i think you might.   (Rules of Attraction, The)