Your a real hooker, I'm gonna slap you in public.   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

--Tim O'Brien, toys. --Jack Brown, windows.   (Toy, The)

I'd known her for years. We used to go to all the police functions together. Ah, how I loved her, but she had her music. I think she had her music. She'd hang out with the Chicago Male Chorus and Symphony. I don't recall her playing an instrument or be able to carry a tune. Yet she was on the road 300 days of the year. In fact I bought her a harp for christmas. She asked me what it was.   (Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!, The)

These are not really my hips. They are a cruel joke that runs in my family.   (Casual Sex?)

Eww, it stinks in here!!!!! one of the brothers walks in as one of the intruders is on the toilet having a bowel movement.   (3 Ninjas)

1) Mrs Burbridge, would you come over here for a moment? Has it escaped your attention that these children have head-to-toe poison oak? 2) Well, no... Yes, but... 1) But what? My children are in need of medical assistance! And you can sit here and smugly lecture me on the importance of tests? Tests which label children's potential - a thing which cannot possibly be measured! Least of all by anal-compulsive Huns! And my husband may be a large child, but that's none of your business. And my children may be rotten, but they're mine! And I think that they're bright and sensitive. So I have no doubts whatsoever about their intelligence! I do, however, have serious doubts about yours!   (Overboard)

miss veronica is so hot, want to touch the heiny   (Billy Madison)

In this life there are nothing but possibilities.   (Empire Records)

Look at the road Bo. Bo, look at the road.   (Dukes of Hazzard, The)

If this were back east, I could make law the way they do. But the best thing I can do out here is buy it.   (Hour of the Gun)

Everything's copasetic.   (Late Show, The)

You sure about this? Yeah, I'm just going to stay here, enjoy the sunrise.   (Dawn of the Dead)

Don't Lie, Don't Cheat, And Don't be Afraid!   (Drive, He Said)

gosh   (Napoleon Dynamite)

Here? Lousy. So far, I'm more affected than she is. I damn near cried twice.

To the west, there is nothing. Except America.   (Whisky Galore!)

Mister, if you dont shut up, I'm gonna kick 100% of your ass!!!   (Fast Times at Ridgemont High)

--Excuse me, Captain. I know this may sound silly, but can you fly? --No, never had a lesson.   (Magnum Force)

1)Ha Ha, and the Doctor's said Shelby couldn't have children! 2)Yeah, what do they know?! 3)The doctor's said Shelby SHOULDN'T have children. There's a big difference. 4)This baby is not exactly great news.   (Steel Magnolias)

--Patients are not allowed to have matches or razors or sharp objects of any kind. --But teeth they've got.   (Captain Newman, M.D.)