Because everywhere I go I got these guys following me. It's like a spy movie. I feel like I'm Joseph Cotton in The Third Man.   (Guilty by Suspicion)

Your brother's an asshole, what an asshole. Look at his haircut. Anybody with a haircut like that has got to be an asshole.   (Weird Science)

You dirty, filthy, perverted monster! You are the meanest, cruelest, most loathsome thing I've ever met!   (Carpetbaggers, The)

Make your own deductions.   (Spy Who Came In from the Cold, The)

Sorry I'm late but, then, so's my aunt (at the reading of Aunt Morganas will)   (Elvira, Mistress of the Dark)

I'm gonna punch you in the ovary...........straight shot to the baby maker!!!   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

Uncle Jonathan's Corncob Pie   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

Next time you want to take a bath, you let me know, Private, or I'LL kick your ass!   (Windtalkers)

1. Rich matrons pay well to be pleasured by the bravest of champions.
2. I knew your brother would send assassins; I didn't realize he would send his best.
1. Maximus, he does not know.
2. My family were burned and crucified while they were still alive!
1. I knew nothing-
2. DON'T LIE TO ME!
1. I wept for them.
2. As you wept for your father? As you wept for your father?
1. I have been living in a prison of fear since that day. To be unable to mourn your father for fear of your brother? To live each moment of each day in terror because your son is heir to the throne? Oh, I have wept.
2. My son was innocent!
1. So is mine! Must my son die, too, before you'll trust me?   (Gladiator)

Reno then vegas,don't like it...tough shit!   (So Fine)

#1 - Mr. Ruettiger sir? #2- Yeah Pete.%1- At halftime can we watch some of the Indiana - Purdue game?   (Rudy)

honey im wanted in 14 states   (Crazy in Alabama)

I believe virtually everything I read. And I think that is what makes me more of a selective human than someone who doesn't believe anything.   (This IS Spinal Tap)

There's no limit.   (Cincinnati Kid, The)

--What do you use for fuel, Professor?
--A mixture of liquid oxygen and alcohol.   (Operation Crossbow)

No offense, but Japan or Canada or anybody else can have the Philippines as far as I'm concerned. It's hot in Manila.   (Across the Pacific)

so i'm german eh? that's ok, you look like a fuckin' worm with braids   (8 Mile)

Are you guys ready? Let's roll!   (United 93)

I am a bad man.   (Gone in 60 Seconds)

This shirt is too small.   (100 Rifles)