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My business is in order. My bags are packed.   (Bone Collector, The)

Nothing like a little disaster for sorting things out.   (Blowup)

1. One time we breeded a bull dog with a shitzu. 2. Really, that's weird. 1. Yeah we called it a bull shit. (Harry laughing histerically)   (Dumb & Dumber)

Good luck doesn't happen to people like us. Good luck happens to Madonna.   (Drowning Mona)

Which must make you the dumbest mother fucker in law enforcement.   (Another 48 Hrs.)

One night driving a Mercedes, and you're already an asshole.   (Ice Harvest, The)

It's in the Geneva Convention.   (Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby)

If you own a rug, you own too much.   (Confidence)

Umm, how 'bout this leaflet: Famous Jewish Sports Legends?   (Airplane!)

You deserve your glorious day with the politicians.   (Star Wars: Episode III)

1/_We are in the nicotine delivery business 2/_And that's what cigarettes are for? 1/_A delivery devise for nicotine 2/_A delivery devise for nicotine.... put it in your mouth, light it up and you're gunna get your fix 1/_You're gunna get your fix 2/_You're saying that Brown & Williamson manipulates and adjusts the nicotine fix, not by artificially adding nicotine, but by enhancing the affect of nicotine by the use of chemical elements such as ammonia 1/_The process is known as *Impact Boosting*... spiking the nicotine, they clearly manipulate it. This allows the nicotine to be more rapidly absorbed through the brain and central nervous system   (Insider, The)

I was broke, facing bankruptcy.   (Asphalt Jungle, The)

If you're gonna be dumb enough to pull a gun on a man, you'd better be smart enough to pull the trigger.   (Boys in Company C, The)

Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I'm a Sicilian. And my old man was the world heavyweight champion of Sicilian liars. And from growin' up with him I learned the pantomime. Now there are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give him away. A guy has seventeen pantomimes. A woman's got twenty, but a guy's got seventeen. And if you know 'em like ya know your own face, they beat lie detectors to hell. What we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothin'. But you're tellin' me everything. Now I know you know where they are. So tell me, before I do some damage you won't walk away from.   (True Romance)

Raph: Come on how many of you guys is it gonna take to beat me? (Ninjas appear) Good answer, Good answer...   (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)

We like to get fucked up and do fucked up shit, you know what I mean?   (House of 1000 Corpses)

Load the grill with fatty meat, put it on a bun and eat eat eat!   (Houseguest)

Captain Piette: INTENSIFY FORWARD FIRE-POWER! Arvel Crynyd: AAAAAAHHHHH! Imperial Officer: TOO LATE!   (Star Wars: Episode VI)

Oopsie daisy!   (Gangs of New York)

1: See ya later, dick... 2: It's Nick. 1: Oh yea, yea... NICK...   (Cool as Ice)