i said pick it up   (Scum)

'There's nothing that concentrates the mind like the prospect of death.' Samuel Johnson.   (Twilight)

Honestly, would you have passed up sex with Nadia?   (American Wedding)

What? You mean that Disneyland mookfest out there? Huh? Come on, you know what that is? Huh? That's a fucking violation is what that is. Something that used to be beautiful, used to have class, like a gorgeous high-priced hooker with an exclusive clientele. Then along came that Steve Wynn cocksucker and knocks her up and put her in a fucking family way. Now she's nothing but a cheap, fat whore hiding behind too much fucking make-up. I look at her and see all her fucking stretch marks. It makes me want to cry because I remember the way she used to be.   (Cooler, The)

1/ I am a camel driver... who can I call *neighbour*? 2/ He to whom you show compassion, whether you know him or not   (King of Kings)

1/_Where ya goin' 2/_To the bathroom, you wanna come?. The doc says I shouldn't lift anything heavy   (Last Boy Scout, The)

I learn so much from these magazines Mr. Dang, and I refuse to discriminate between modes of knowing.   (Henry Fool)

I'm not a bum. I'm homeless.   (Party Line)

Do you remember where you were the day Kennedy was shot?   (Absence of Malice)

If it cost a cent to rent a tuxedo for an elephant, I couldn't rent a T-shirt for a flea.   (92 in the Shade)

#1 Mmmm. This is good coffee. Hard to find coffee this good in Philly... but you know that, don't you Tom. #2 No, actually I don't. I've never been to Philadelphia. Pennsylvania is that where you guys are from? #1 Ha ha, like you don't know #2 I'm sorry, do you think we know each other? #1 (takes of shades) You tell me. #2 No, I don't think we know each other. #1 Come on Joey, cut the crap. #2 My name is Tom. #1 Joey Cusack. Your name! Is Joey Cusack!   (History of Violence, A)

[Tagline]__ Things fall down... people look up... and when it rains, it pours   (Magnolia)

That's the girl we found in the Valley, Max.   (Mulholland Falls)

1: What the hell you have done? How many years did our father work for peace? 2: I love her.   (Troy)

That's Ren and Stimpy. They're way existential.   (Clueless)

Who wants to be a general? Binkly? I'd rather be a civillian, sir.   (Dirty Dozen, The)

Piss your pants   (Last House on the Left)

You're auditioning for Audrey Hepburn   (Picture Perfect)

My business is in order. My bags are packed.   (Bone Collector, The)

What's so wonderful about reality?   (Lilith)