You are so like children. We must protect you from yourselves. The perfect circle of protection will abide.   (I, Robot)

(After seeing the mermaid commercial with Derek) It's not my fault I look better with gel in my hair that with a little helmet with a light on it.   (Zoolander)

(1) Yeah, I was married once. One day I walk into the house and I hear the shower runnin'. I had Chinese food with me, figurin' it would be a nice romantic surprise. She starts singin' in the shower. What's that song? 'Up in the sky'? 'Up with the eagles'? (2) 'Wind Beneath My Wings.' Very touching song. (1) Wind Beneath My Wings. Suddenly there's another voice in the shower with her. (2) Oh, no. (1) A baritone. (2) Uh-oh. (1) Now it's a freakin' duet. So I walk in the bathroom and there she is... with my brother. (2) Oh! (1) I grab my brother and throw him through the window naked. He broke his leg in two difterent places. (2) Dare we ask what, uh, became of your wife? (1) I put the wind beneath her ass and sent her packin'. Divorced her. She never got a penny, the lyin', whorin', adulteratin' pig.   (Forces of Nature)

Ray Zalinsky: Went a little heavy on the pine tree perfume there, kid. Tommy: Sir, it's a taxicab air freshener. Ray Zalinsky: Great. You've pinpointed it. Step two is washing it out.   (Tommy Boy)

You're living the American dream.   (History of Violence, A)

Like what you done with the crib....(looks up at poster on the wall)..Oh, L'il Kim....She's phat...PH phat.   (Meet The Parents)

A man could get killed.   (Man Could Get Killed, A)

[1 & 2 are trying to warn bodyguards about a bomb in the briefcase that they are carrying.]
1: Now what are you doing?
2: I'm drawing them a picture.
1: What's that?
2: It's a bomb.
1: It doesn't look like a bomb, it looks like an apple with lines coming out of it. What are they gonna say, 'Don't open the briefcase, it's full of fresh fruit'?
2: Do you want to draw the damn thing?
[2 shows 1 the drawling of a bomb with 'bom' written below]
2: Happy?
1: Are you kidding me?
2: [shows the drawing to the bodyguards] Always criticizing my shit. I can't do nothing right.
1: [the bodyguards shoot at them] Oh, shit!
1: I forgot to tell you. 'Bom' means 'fuck you' in Polish.
2: Hey, that's not funny man. I almost bought it there!
1: Tragic loss to the art world, let me tell ya.   (Last Boy Scout, The)

Good luck to you, Yank. In your own language, scram!   (Sahara)

1) Hey, ICE of you to drop by. 2) Ha ha, haven't heard that one before   (Incredibles, The)

You have no idea what it's like to be me out here for you. It's an up at dawn pride swallowing siege, that i will never fully tell you about.   (Jerry Maguire)

you're a dick   (Secret Window)

Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right and you go left.   (Lucky Number Slevin)

Rune Haako: STOP! Noooo!   (Star Wars: Episode III)

So, what am I supposed to do?   (Zero Effect)

your really weird.   (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)

I can do things doctors can't.   (Blood Salvage)

It's not over til i say it's over.   (Notebook, The)

the hall of fame vote is in and stan ross is not the always controversial ex-brewer   (Mr. 3000)

are you pickin up what I'm puttin down?   (Airborne)