I'll make an offer that he can't refuse.   (Godfather, The)

1.Everybody wants to be happy.2.Depressives don't.They want to be unhappy to confirm they're depressed.If they were happy they couldn't be depressed anymore.They'd have to go out into the world and live.Which can be depressing.   (Closer)

Oh Johnny, I wouldn't be able to stand it if something happened to you! Johnny: Neither would I.   (Johnny Dangerously)

Facts mean nothing to you. Evidence means nothing to you. All you can see is your own cockeyed hunches.   (Battle of the Bulge)

Boy oh boy. There's always one.   (12 Angry Men)

I was like James Bond on Red Bull.   (Code Name: The Cleaner)

You ought to know better than to walk into someone's house and start hitting people with your Rex Harrison hat!   (Weird Science)

Your father was Frankenstein, but your mother was lightning.   (Ghost of Frankenstein, The)

1. It wouldn't kill you to play some competitive sports once in a while. 2(bitterly) Would that make you love me?   (Wedding Crashers)

I'm going to run and hide in the woods!   (My Life So Far)

We've been up on that hill ten times, and they still don't think we're serious.   (Hamburger Hill)

And then the door bell rang! (doorbell rings)   (Clue)

I like that lamp   (Big Business)

Dooley: Why weren't you at the rager last night? Valo: Maybe because you didn't invite me! Dooley: Watch your mouth sweetheart.   (Haggard: The Movie)

L: Oh, Louis, Louis, still whining, Louis? Have you heard enough? I've had to listen to that for centuries.   (Interview with the Vampire)

Nice try, Dwight, but that's just a rock.   (Cutting Class)

Something poked me in my butt! Was that you?   (Dances with Wolves)

I live with my mom because I choose to. She's the only woman I've ever trusted.   (Mr. & Mrs. Smith)

I gave him everything! I was half a virgin when i met him.   (Mean Girls)

Tommy (refering to Ray Zalinsky): He seems like a nice guy. Richard: This guy's trying to buy us out, not to mention put you out of business, and all you can say is 'He seems like a nice guy'   (Tommy Boy)