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Major Payne: I'm sorry, Mr. Handicapped Man. I did not mean to offend you. Do you understand sign language? Can you read lips? Well if you don't answer me when I speak to you, I'm gonna put my foot in your ass, is that clear dummy?   (Major Payne)

This is 469-6151. Please remain connected to the telephone.   (Party, The)

College is for pussies!!   (Accepted)

You hit the goddamn hit man.   (Be Cool)

You like it...It feels so...Good. It's like toutching yourself, you know every move, right on the fucking dot! Then after, see fireworks! Supernovas. I'm a god damn force of nature, I feel like I could do just about anything.   (Ginger Snaps)

You girls a bunch of nudists or are you just short of clothes?   (Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!)

1/_We face quite a problem. How to dis-infect the human body, one of the dirtiest things in the known universe 2/_That is, without killing the human-being at the same time   (Andromeda Strain, The)

Hang on Kitten, I'll go get help   (Blade: Trinity)

1.What if I said I wouldn't have sex with you again till I got to meet your friends, what would you say? 2.I'd say it's four-thirty in the morning, they're probably up.
  (Good Will Hunting)

They don't call me Barry Poppins for nothing.   (Meet the Fockers)

At this point you might be asking yourself, why am I holding a 15 pound ciderblock in my hands? You might be asking why this ciderblock as a long string attached to it? And you might be asking why is the end of this string tied securly to your penis?   (Old School)

Currently I'm engaged in the creation of a machine that will fly without depleting the earth's precious resources...   (Thunderpants)

Skies the limit.   (Blow)

--You're not a lawyer, are you? --No, no, no, no. --Good. They're the scum of the earth. And I should know being an ex-barrister myself. --Ex? --Ceremoniously disbarred not two years ago.   (Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil)

I'm so sick of this butt-rock!*throws cd out the window*   (Grind)

1/_OK, let me tell you what Like A Virgin is about, it's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine. I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick! 2/_How many dicks is that? 3/_A lot..   (Reservoir Dogs)

Obi-Wan Kenobi: (to Anakin Skywalker) You were my brother Anakin! I loved you!   (Star Wars: Episode III)

He's a two-bit Mussolini   (Von Ryans Express)

Beginner's luck.   (Mr. & Mrs. Smith)

--I feel like everyone is staring at me. --With those legs, are you kidding?   (Some Like It Hot)