1/_Will you do me a favour and clean the god-damned hair off the soap when you're in the shower.... gross 2/_Yes, of course... gross   (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind)

#1- But it is dark upstairs, and I am frightened of ze dark. Will anyone go with me? #2- I will. #3- I will. #4- No, thank you.   (Clue)

So I jump ship in Hong Kong, make my way over Tibet and get a job in the Hymmalians as a looper. - Looper? - Yeah, caddy, jock. So I tell them I'm a pro jock, and guess who they give me. The Dahli Llama himself. The 12th son of the Llama, graceful flowing robe, bald, stricking. SO we tee off and big hitter the Llama long. He hits it into this 20,000 foot abyss and the edge of this glacier. He turns to me and he says, 'Goonga galoongo, goonga galoongo.' So we finish 18 and he's about to stiff me. So I say, 'hey Llama, how about a little something for the effort you know.' He says, 'there will be no money, but when you die, on your death bed you will recieve total consciencousness.' So I got that going for me, which is nice.   (Caddyshack)

--Are you always this forward? --Only with wet, married women.   (Fletch)

I had a few hits a few years ago. That's why I... Polka, Polka, Polka?(singing) Polka, polka, polka... No? Twin Lakes Polka... Domavougi Polka A.K.A. Kiss me polka...polka twist?   (Home Alone)

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Everyone dies, it's just a question of how and why   (Braveheart)

I'm going back to my unspeakable hotel.   (Wild Geese, The)

Then I realized that it doesn't have to be perfect... It can be whatever it is.   (Angel Eyes)

By then the masons included George Washington, Benjamin Franklin, Paul Revere.   (National Treasure)

Avoid suspicion, manipulate your friends, and eliminate your enemies.   (Cry Wolf)

Blankman:You better Belive it you villian giant bug. Manili:they can't be? Kevin:let me time to figure it out manili,In the Joint. Manili:oh yeah,Sammy shoot him. Kevin:well c'mon sammy you bad shoot me? why don't you just shut up darryl.   (Blankman)

(Ron):Hot Pot Of Coffee!   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

Not everybody can be buried in the Kremlin, and he's the only American buried there... born in Portland, Oregon... isn't that something?   (Reds)

Don't shoot, I'm an actor!   (Once Upon a Crime...)

If I'm not back in 15 minutes, just wait longer.   (Ace Ventura: Pet Detective)

You don't want to miss your flight, Vinsent   (Gattaca)

Gin is the spirit of their patriotism.   (Waterloo)

Look, whatever you do, when you get in front of that judge, don't smart off.   (Hunter, The)

1) If i wanted quisine I'd gave gone to paris. 2) You still can mate, France isnt too far away, it's full of pricks and they hate fucking yanks too now do you fancy a bite or what? 3) Yeah alright.   (51st State, The)