Where's the fucking female?   (American Pie II)

1)Dad, I work at a gas station, I love art, my best friend is a tom-boy. These things don't fly over well in the American high school. 2)Keith, I had no idea. 3)How could you? You're my father.   (Some Kind of Wonderful)

What are you doing here, honey? You're not even old enough to know how bad life gets.   (Virgin Suicides)

No way I put that shite in my body (takes a shot of scotch) Its naught but fucking chemicals!   (Trainspotting)

I never left a source hang out to dry, ever!   (Insider, The)

Tina, you fat lard.   (Napoleon Dynamite)

snoop dogg:you think i'm doing
  (Bones)

I had coffee with Macauley half an hour ago!!   (Heat)

BETTY: Does he pay you for sex, i mean at the rate your going, you could make a fortune. FRIEND: Betty BETTY: Do you know what they say. They say your a whore. Pretty soon once they've all sampled you, they'll toss you aside like a used rag. The men you love don't even want you. Your father doesn't want you. GISELLE: I'm gonna meet you downstairs.(talking to another friend) BETTY: Professor Dunbar FRIEND: Betty thats enough BETTY: Everybody knows that you hide outside his house. It must be tourturous living wih a man who doesn't even care about you. who's in love with someone else, who hates you, he hates you. GISSELLE: Betty BETTY: And it hurts (giselle grabs betty) BETTY: Get of me GISELLE: Quiet (shouting) BETTY: Get of me (crying) GISELLE: Oh god BETTY: He doesn't want me GISELLE: It's ok BETTY: He doesn't sleep with me. He..... GISELLE: I know (BETTY CONTINUE'S TO CRY)   (Mona Lisa Smile)

LOUD NOISES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

"Worrying about your kids is sanity, and being that sane... can drive you nuts."   (Spanglish)

welcome to the suck   (Jarhead)

--In this family, we do not solve problems by hitting people! --No, in this family, we shoot them!   (History of Violence, A)

--Who's the woman in the painting she's looking at? --Oh, that's Carlotta. You'll find it in the catalog: 'Portrait of Carlotta.'   (Vertigo)

If you had to cut costs, why didn't you cut floors instead of corners?   (Towering Inferno, The)

How do you feel about your mother?   (Harold and Maude)

Like what you done with the crib....(looks up at poster on the wall)..Oh, L'il Kim....She's phat...PH phat.   (Meet The Parents)

Let's go Chris, there's pee on the floor. *hiss*   (Just Friends)

Emperor Palpatine: Go now Lord Vader. Do not hesitate, show no mercy only then will you be strong enough with the dark side to save Padme. Vader: Yes my master.   (Star Wars: Episode III)

Bite her ass man! Don't bite it hard enough to break the skin, now, but make sure to leave a mark so she can show all her friends the next day.   (I Spy)