Your confidence is disproportional to your abilities. You think losing is winning.   (Kung Pow:Enter The Fist)

Connie: How many of you deadned your wrinkles with that crap? Hmmm four huh. Five. Carla: Oh come on be honest. Connie: Hmmm. Hmmm. Boys and girls God put us on this Earth to have a laugh hence the term laugh lines. Carla: HAHAHAHAHA Connie: That's what it looks like. Do yourselves a favor let your eyes wrinkle let your skin crinkle. our lines show that we've lived, if he doesn't love you when you look like a map tell him to hit the road.   (Connie and Carla)

I'm placing my thoughts elsewhere while you chatter away.   (Remains of the Day, The)

I'll try to keep all the good things as they were. I'll keep the past alive. Like a warm room to come back to.   (Since You Went Away)

The eskimos have 9 words for 'Hel-moot stuck in a hot tub', hell, they only got 1 word for snow   (Out Cold)

Put it in, take it out. Put it in, take it out. I am the monarch of the sea. The ruler of the queen's navy. Whose praise Great Britain loudly chants. And we are his sisters and his cousins and his aunts. Good, good. You've got the rhythm. Now let's try it with a swiss cheese, and take it from the top.   (Blazing Saddles)

Let us pray. Heavenly Father, please bless Chaz with game IMMEDIATELY.   (Honey)

Tell your people to take shelter. If you have warriors, now is the time.   (Star Wars: Episode III)

Do they teach beauty queens to apologize, because you suck at it.   (Erin Brockovich)

I find the cauliflower more beautiful than the rose   (Withnail and I)

Well, hello, Mister Fancypants.   (Army of Darkness)

#1: So, this Joe, is he cool? #2: My motherfucker is so cool, when he goes to bed, sheep count him.   (Heist)

You forgot your fortune cookie.   (Dead Pool, The)

give it up for the pretend princess, diner girl, sam montgomery   (Cinderella Story, A)

I need to die misunderstood.   (Shallow Grave)

Thats not the moon its a space station   (Star Wars: Episode IV)

Luke: Are you guys police? Policeman: Campus police (Bo and Luke laugh at drive off)...Policeman: Mother of God.   (Dukes of Hazzard, The)

Well, I can burp the whole ABCs.   (Big Green, The)

[after watching a friend die]1/_C'mon Bill, lets get those (bloody) clothes off ya, I'll buy you a beer 2/_You can buy me ten   (Odd Angry Shot, The)

I want more sand in the desert!   (After the Fox)