sometimes the person in your head isn't always the person in your heart   (If Lucy Fell)

Honest men stay honest only as long as it pays. That's why I'm a thief and you're a liar.   (Posse)

1. I want a chair by the pool 2. I want some snatch by the pool.   (Slap Shot)

--It used to be a studio. A painter once lived here. Poor guy, he was starving. He tried everything, even cut his ear off. --Who, Van Gogh? --No, I think his name was Schwartz.   (Irma La Douce)

1) There are you happy now? 2) I won't be happy until you leave town!   (Memento)

You're an idiot anyway. If you say you get along with your parents... well, you're a liar, too.   (Breakfast Club, The)

Wow Great reflexes!!! Your eyes are blue i never notcited without your glasses Did you get contacts? well see ya   (Spider-Man)

glen: we could have a battle royale rory: ...what is that.   (Accepted)

You take a bad boy, make him dig holes all day in the hot sun, an' it turns him into a good boy. That's our philosophy here at camp Green Lake.   (Holes)

Benjamin: Trust the French. Jean: Yes trust the French. Where else do I get the opportunity to kill a few redcoats? Perhaps a few wounded ones when your not looking.   (Patriot, The)

What? You mean that Disneyland mookfest out there? Huh? Come on, you know what that is? Huh? That's a fucking violation is what that is. Something that used to be beautiful, used to have class, like a gorgeous high-priced hooker with an exclusive clientele. Then along came that Steve Wynn cocksucker and knocks her up and put her in a fucking family way. Now she's nothing but a cheap, fat whore hiding behind too much fucking make-up. I look at her and see all her fucking stretch marks. It makes me want to cry because I remember the way she used to be.   (Cooler, The)

--Why me? There are a lot of other very high class detectives around. Why would you pick me? --You were not the first idea that came to mind. --The second, huh? --The fifty-third.   (Shamus)

Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again? Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines! Don: Did you shoot any? Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that? Don: What kind of gun did you use? Napoleon Dynamite: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?   (Napoleon Dynamite)

For God's sake, this is beautiful country here! Take a good look!   (Great Outdoors, The)

*twirls hair* You mean.. People think Im Perfect?   (Hot Chick, The)

you people quoted everything wrong, get your shit right   (Booty Call)

I wish you werent such a liar   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

I'm against communism, capitalism, fascism, nazism. I'm against everything and everybody. I hate my fellow man and he hates me.   (That Uncertain Feeling)

Carter (Before fighting Hu): Don't think I'm scared to fight you because you're a woman. I'll just think of you as a man. A very beautiful man. Who I'd like to take to the movies.   (Rush Hour 2)

Excuse me waitress, can I have a ssppoooooooooo... It's ok! Found one!   (Bruce Almighty)