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1. There's a snail in the desert? 2. Yea 'cuz the alien space ship dropped him off. 1. And he can talk? 2. Yea, because they gave him magical powers--Dude, you're focusing on the wrong part of the story!   (Joe Dirt)

What's wrong with you people? They'rde dead...and you want to teach them tricks?   (Day of the Dead)

Neaver trust a patient!   (Caretakers, The)

There's no limit.   (Cincinnati Kid, The)

1/_We are obviously not communicating so I will keep this simple, in short syllables... I, me, the person standing in front of you, I do not, NOT, the international symbol for NO, I do NOT want you to come near me again!!! 2/_Hey, hey, hey wait a minute, wait a minute!... so are we still on for midnight??   (Speechless)

I only bet on sure things.   (Seven Days in May)

When I have a famil of my own I won't hide behind them   (Patriot, The)

I am the anti-christ; you get me in a vendetta kinda mood, you can tell the angels in heaven you never saw evil so singurly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you.   (True Romance)

It's not bubblegum, you don't chew it!   (Dirty Love)

--You know who are suspects are? --Everybody in Saigon.   (Off Limits)

You've been a good guard Nicholas, wise and strong. Your queen would be proud. I have a chocolate kiss for your good work. Oops, butterfingers.   (Heavyweights)

0.0   (Animal House)

Now I gotta use a bad word: whore   (Rocky)

Don't you feel at home here? It's so peaceful.   (Zabriskie Point)

Send you there for life and that's exactly what they take. The part that counts anyways.   (Shawshank Redemption, The)

How goes it? Nicely nicely thank you!   (Guys and Dolls)

Y'all think you can catch me now?   (Dukes of Hazzard, The)

Charlie Mackenzie: Woman... woe-man... whoooa-man. She was a thief, you got to believe, she stole my heart and my cat. Judy, Betty, Josie and those hot Pussycats... they made me horny, on Saturday morning... girls of cartoo-ins will leave me in ruins... I want to to be Betty's Barney. Jane... get me off this crazy thing... called love.   (So I Married an Axe Murderer)

I let her use my P.O. box, and that's how come the ad.   (Cop)

If you fail, i will personally remove your lying tongue.   (Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves)