--Tell me, Senor, are you as bad as they say? --No man is as bad as they say, Senorita.   (Chuka)

He was not innocent. He would've hurt somebody. He saved that girl's life. It could've been the other way around, couldn't it? What about....what about Mr. Hocker? Well....what about Harliss? Well, that was an accident... An accident!?!?!? An accident? I'm telling you what they said. And you believe that? Well, what else? He was working, grindin' brush all day. In the barn? In the middle of the night? He was drinking. They found a bottle out there. The judge ruled it an accident. As far as I'm concerned, that, uh, that finishes it. Yeah, well they don't know everything, Mr. Hazelrigg. They don't know about that scarecrow... (Chuckles) Scarecrow...There wasn't any scarecrow, I looked. There wasn't anything out there. There was last night. Otis, Harliss was right. We're in trouble. Somebody knows. Not yet. But they will, if you don't drop it. You said it was Sam Willock, well it don't look like that now! Because it was an accident! Now don't try to make it something that it isn't!! Then, who turned the machine off? What? You said the machine was off when they found him. (slight pause) Ran out of gas... How do you know?   (Dark Night Of The Scarecrow)

you all suck ass!   (Billion Dollar Hobo, The)

Only two things come from Texas, steers and queers...   (Full Metal Jacket)

Six months at home, and you mutated from a fun-loving free spirit into Nancy Reagan.   (8 Heads in a Duffel Bag)

Corky: So what are you saying? You don't have sex with men? Violet: I don't. Corky: Oh, for Christ's sake, Violet, I heard you. Thin walls, remember?   (Bound)

Oh Johnny, I wouldn't be able to stand it if something happened to you! Johnny: Neither would I.   (Johnny Dangerously)

Shots fired. Agent down.   (Boiling Point)

Invite them in. The guys are just accountants.   (Gun Shy)

1)Rudy, I'm just checking in. You need anything from downtown? 2) Guess who wants to settle. Dot Black. 1)Dot Black! 2)I went over today with a fruitcake. She said she just doesn't have the willpower to withstand a long trial. 1)How much? 2)She'd take 175,000. 1)I think we should take it. 2)We'll sleep on it. See you tomorrow. 1)I say we take it. 2)I'll think about it.   (Rainmaker, The)

Good-bye Jasper   (28 Days)

Murray: Woman, why you didn't answer any of my pages? Dionne: I hate it when you call me woman. Murray: I'm sorry, MISS DIONNE. Where you been all weekend? You been Jeepin' behind my back? Dionne: Jeepin'? JEEPIN'? No. But speaking of vehicular sex, perhaps you could explain how this Kmart hair extension ended up in the back of your car.   (Clueless)

I've got a, a Dwarf? and I'm not afraid to use him!   (Corpse Bride, The)

I guess we're gonna miss the good old days...when people were killed by other people.   (I, Robot)

Morrie:What do you do when you fall off a horse Derek? *Derek thinks and is dumbfounded.* Morrie: You get back on. Derek: Sorry Morrie, I'm not a gymnast.   (Zoolander)

A book is a lovely thing.   (Mask of Dimitrios, The)

Troy: What is that, like part of my lease agreement? Lelaina: It's either that or a credit check.   (Reality Bites)

--Anybody else just wondering? --Nope. Not me, boss.   (4 for Texas)

My mom says my dad's eyes are brown because he is so full of sh..   (Jersey Girl)

My neck is killing me. I've got cancer, had it for years...   (JFK)