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[song] Stuck In The Middle With You by Stealer's Wheel   (Reservoir Dogs)

1)JACK? I went to Yale with Jack. 2)I did my first hostile take over with Jack.   (Big Business)

We need the power of subpoena.   (The Racket)

I had an easier time winning that medal than I've ever had wearing it.   (Presidio, The)

Have you eaten? Ever since i was a kid. Then how come you're so skinny, wisey? Because i watch my weight. Yeah, i do that when i'm broke too.   (Bugsy Malone)

The tension in the air was so thick, you could cut it with a knife. Which is more than I can say for the liver.   (Silence of the Lambs, The)

1/ Can you do any stunts? 2/ I got out of 'Nam in one piece - that's a hell of a stunt 1/ Ancient history 2/ Seems like yesterday to me   (Stunt Man, The)

I smell varmit poontang   (Caddyshack)

People in hell want ice water.   (Sweet Dreams)

It's in the Geneva Convention.   (Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby)

Cindy: So can you tell me about... Aunt Shaneequa: The tape? Cindy: Yes. I watched it and... Aunt Shaneequa: The phone rang. Cindy: Right. Then this voice said... Aunt Shaneequa: That you would die in seven days. Cindy: Okay, that's getting... Aunt Shaneequa: Extremely annoying. Cindy: Yeah. Orpheus: Try being married to her. I catch shit about women I ain't slept with yet.   (Scary Movie 3)

What kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?   (True Lies)

And now 2,000 women want his number. The guy could be a crackhead, a psychopath, a flasher, a junkie, a transvestite, a chain-saw murderer, or someone really sick, like Rick.   (Sleepless in Seattle)

--I don't deserve you. --No, you don't.   (Firewall)

Hector: I've seen this moment in my dreams....... I'll make a pact with you, with the gods as our witnesses, that the winner allow the loser a proper burial Achilles- There are no pacts between lions and men....now you know who you're fighting Hector- I thought it was you I was fighting yesterday, and I wish it had been you, but I gave the dead boy the honor he deserved Achilles- You gave him the honor of your sword You wont have eyes tonight, you wont have ears or a tounge; you will wander the underworld blind, deaf, and dumb.....and all the dead will know- That is Hector, the fool who thought he killed Achilles   (Troy)

From here on in, I rag nobody.   (Bang the Drum Slowly)

#1: I know why you're smiling.#2:WHY? #1: When someone smiles like that, they're in love. #2: REALLY?   (Other Sister, The)

(after Saphira & Eragon kill the group about to attack Murtagh) i guess we're even!   (Eragon)

Berkowski- Who are you? Slevin- MEtaphorically? Berkowski- Your name. Slevin- Rank, Serial Number Fed- You Really Oughta Play Ball Kid Slevin- Really? You Think Im Tall Enough? (Fed Punches Him In The Gut) Berkowski- Your name. Slevin- Oh, Right... Slevin Kelevra. K-E-L-E-V-R-A. Kelevra.   (Lucky Number Slevin)

This is no longer a research expedition, this is a rescue mission and it starts right now.   (Lost World: Jurassic Park, The)