drstrangelove

1/_Where ya goin', General?! 2/_Berlin!! I'm gunna personally shoot that paper-hangin' son-of-a-bitch!!!   (Patton)

This ain't no grade. Why I've freighted iron stoves up steeper grades 'n this.   (True Grit)

1) Captain Karl? 2) Yes, ma'am. 1) We've never really had time to talk. 2) No, we haven't. 1) Well, there's no time now.   (Overboard)

What one man can do another can do.   (Apostle, The)

#1: I told those fucks down at the league office a thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos! #2: What's Shabbos? #1: Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit [shouts] DONT FUCKING ROLL! SHOMER SHABBOS!   (Big Lebowski, The)

Who's the man? Huh? Who's the man? Wait till I get another plane! I'm a line ya friends up right beside you! Where ya at, huh? Where ya at? ***punch*** Welcome to earth.   (Independence Day)

Well I just blew into one o' mine and it burst into a thousand pieces.   (Oklahoma!)

How am I not myself?   (I Huckabees)

Yeah, I just got her yesterday. Yesterday? Yeah, I rode my bike down to the cemetery. The cemetery? Yeah, her boyfriend just died in a hang gliding accident. What a loser! Ahhh, I'm hang gliding, ahh, honey take a picture, ahhh I'M DEAD.!   (Wedding Crashers)

1.Which one are you? 2.A truthful white-foot. 1.Come in. Sit down. 2.Why, do you want to look at my feet? 1.Yes.

  (Charade)

Oh and another thing, the muffin shop is closed, no more muffins for you!   (Saved!)

girls don't fall for funny   (Brokeback Mountain)

Did anybody ever tell you that you look like a penis with a little hat on? That does it,you're out of here.   (League of Their Own, A)

This is a very small room   (B*A*P*S)

I'm still standing. I'm still strong.   (Antwone Fisher)

T.I.A. This is Africa.   (Blood Diamond)

You look more like a cow than my late wife. Oh, no offense. I'm very fond of cows. Moooooo!   (Secret Ceremony)

1)Good afternoon, welcome to Burger King, may I take your order? 2)Keep the change   (Terminal, The)

We don't have a cow...We do have a bull though. I think I am going to go brush my teeth.   (Kingpin)

Is it latin for 'worst game ever invented?'   (Chronicles of Narnia, The: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe)