Don: Hey Napoleon, did you wet your bed last night? Napoleon: Hey Don, did you take a dump in your bed last night? Don: You better shut up Napoleon! Napoleon: Why don't you tell your mom to shut up! Don: Did you say something about my mom?!?! Napoleon: Maybe I did and maybe I din't! Don: You know I could beat you up Napoleon! Napoleon: Nu uh, only one of us here knows the secret ninja moves from the government!! (Don comes over and Napoleon smacks his head and runs off)   (Napoleon Dynamite)

Stop makin' noises like a husband.   (Detour)

So, what am I supposed to do?   (Zero Effect)

Ex-Wife: Will you call me if you need anything? Mort: I doubt it. Ex-Wife: I was just trying to make you feel better. Mort: WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE FUCKED HIM THEN!!! [Slams phone on reciever and crackks jaw]   (Secret Window)

DAVID: It wasn't deep enough. I told you it wasn't deep enough, but you wouldn't listen. ALEX: It doesn't necessarily matter. They don't even know who those people are, and even if they did, they have nothing to connect them with us, nothing at all.   (Shallow Grave)

Holy Shirts and Pants.   (Wedding Crashers)

Lee: (to Starbuck who is pushing his Viper back to Galactica) Don't you think we're coming in hot?   (Battlestar Galactica)

#1- Why do you want that beer so bad? #2- Because he's thirsty dummy.   (Smokey and the Bandit)

I've seen and done things I'm not proud of but at some point you realize killing is just business.So,when did killing become a business for you?   (The Island)

And then I stuck it in her dumper   (Iron Eagle II)

Oh sexy girlfriend!!   (Sixteen Candles)

Vida: Maps Are Cheating *crumple* *VROOOOOOOM* Chi Chi: Don't Do That Don't Do That!   (To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar)

mrs shea.pard is smelly   (Ali G Indahouse)

I ain't apologizing for shit!   (Thelma & Louise)

1. If its stuck its a trap.. 2. Lady this whole house is a trap...   (Saw II)

You're very clever to have found our hideaway. Unfortunately, you won't live to tell the tale.   (Hunchback of Notre Dame, The)

i'd smash the granny outta that   (Football Factory, The)

I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie that everyone is really hoping makes it happen.   (Swingers)

Okay Dad, lets do it. Lets go get the shit kicked out of us by love.   (Love Actually)

The staff is mighter than the sword   (Black Arrow)