Ive got the need, the need for speed.   (Top Gun)

-You must be the big dick, and the men on either side of you are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big, brave balls, and there are little, mincy, faggot balls. -These are your last words, so make 'em a prayer. -Now dicks have drive and clarity of vision. They aren't clever. They smell pussy, and want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good ol' pussy, and brought your two little, mincy, faggot balls along for a good ol' time. But you've got your parties muttled up. No pussy here. Just a dose that will make you wish you born a woman. Like a prick, you're having second thoughts. You're shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got replica written down the side of your gun, and the fact that I've got Desert Eagle .50 written down the side of mine should precipitate your balls into shrinkin' along with your presence. Now, fuck off.   (Snatch)

Well?Ä?..there?Äôs a puppy in the parlor, And skillet on the stove, And a smelly old blanket, That a Navajo wove, There?Äôs popcorn in the pooper,And a porker in the pot There?Äôs pie in the pantry, And the coffee?Äôs always hot...   (Mighty Wind, A)

1) Nemo, new comer of orange and white. You have been summoned to the summit of Mt. Wannahocalugie to join in the fraternal bonds of tankhood. 2) Huh? 3) We want you in our club kid.   (Finding Nemo)

The virus of capitalism is highly infectious.   (Manchurian Candidate, The)

What if a customer walks in and my jerkin' off gets him all sex nuts and retard strong? Next thing I know he's trying to shove my dick in his mouth.   (Clerks II)

I'm so not into dead guys!   (Return of the Living Dead Part II)

Lightning McQueen: Hey team where are ya going?
McQueen's Pit Crew: We quit Mr. One Man Show.   (Cars)

Perhaps,... perhaps Scotland Yard did not have the invaluable assistance; the keen insight and the extraordinary patience of Doctor John Watson.... my friend   (Without a Clue)

Rare metals...big future.   (Junior Bonner)

Never think, Heine. Be a good warrior and never think.   (Enemy Below, The)

What are you lookin' at! Eat your icecream!   (Zombie Nightmare)

Smell that cross mounted pussy down by the river! Whoa!   (Platoon)

1/ How's she flying? 2/ This thing's nose-heavier than the Aiyatollah   (Blue Thunder)

Outstanding!   (Drowning Pool, The)

odiroferous, olflactagil, emancipations   (Major League II)

[last lines] Lead Singer Crucifee: [as end credits role and crucifees are singing 'Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life'] It's the end of the film. Incidentally, this record's available in the foyer. Some of us have got to live as well, you know. Who do you think pays for all this rubbish? They'll never make their money back, you know. I told him. I said to him, 'Bernie', I said, 'They'll never make their money back.'   (Life of Brian)

I want to make love on a real train.   (Risky Business)

Is it possible to love someone all your life but not realize it intill something happens   (Win A Date with Tad Hamilton)

He's here for the Accountant's convention.   (Zero Effect)