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melanie: i guess we all have a little secrets now dont we bobby ray. bobby ray: yeah we sure do.... of course i read all about yours on the internet! melanie: what? bobby ray: oh yeah i know all about the cocks in your hen house! melanie: god! ( melanie hits bobby ray in a friendly way) bobby ray! you sure know how to make a girl blush!   (Sweet Home Alabama)

Why do I want this fucking job?   (Quick Change)

No matter, no matter. Things have changed. I can touch you now!   (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)

...CHOCO-THUNDA!!!!!!...or Ben   (Cat in the Hat, The)

ron: I'm warning you Hermione keep that bloody beast away from scabbers or i'll turn it into a tea cozy! hermione: he's a cat ronald what do you expect its in his nature! ron: A cat! thats what they told you it looks more like a pig with hair if you ask me! hermione: thats rich coming from the owner of that smelly old shoebrush! ron: Harry! hermione: Harry!   (Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban)

if you think to much about the future you might forget about the precent.   (Van Wilder)

The pen is blue! The pen is blue!   (Liar Liar)

Considering how long you've been dead, you look pretty good.   (Anastasia)

1 What are you gonna do? 2 What do you think I'm gonna do? I'm gonna save the fuckin' day!   (Con Air)

She is tremendous skater. But always becoming the big B. What a bitch!   (Cutting Edge, The)

Only two things come from Texas, steers and queers...   (Full Metal Jacket)

Let's just go to the movies.   (Hostage)

Ladies and gentlemen. The next contest is between... Big Goliath, The Macedonian Baby-Crusher, and Boris Miser.   (Life of Brian)

Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for flying Columbia Airline.   (Airport 1975)

--What's the security code tonight? --Lester Mainwaring.   (Airport)

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Every true lover knows that the moment of greatest satisfaction comes when ecstasy is long over, and he beholds before him the flower which has blossomed beneath his touch.   (Don Juan DeMarco)

*smashes into the glass elevator for the second time* I should really watch where i park this thing. *glass elevator is on the curb wish jets attacted to it*   (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)

Fifty-five is fast enough to kill you, but slow enough to make you think you're safe.   (Gumball Rally, The)

I have no illusions. I know the life I lived. I know where I belong. I'd like to get it over as quickly as possible.   (Heaven Can Wait)