Ricky Bobby: You can't have two number one's! Friend: You're right, that makes 11.   (Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby)

I'm gonna admit to something most fellas wont admit to but by golly,I'm not most fellas.   (Stripteaser)

If I want to discuss the S&P 500, I'll call my broker.   (Under Suspicion)

Custer is dead and around the bloody guidons of the Seventh Cavalry lie the 212 officers and men he led.   (She Wore a Yellow Ribbon)

But that was different. You didn't really love him, did you?   (All That Heaven Allows)

No one can withstand these deadly rays!!   (Starcrash)

Michael, we're bigger than U.S. Steel.   (Godfather: Part II, The)

It's summer, Sissy. Hot, hot summer.   (Sordid Lives)

1) I taught you how to fight, but I never taught you why. 2) I fight for you. 1) And who will you fight for when I'm gone? Soldiers fight for kings they've never even met. 2) Soldiers obey. 1) (Pause) Don't spend your life following some fool's orders.   (Troy)

--Are you a communist?
--No, but i keep an open mind.   (Lucas)

--You got anything else funny to say? --No, what sounds best, the frozen peas or the corn?   (Lady in Cement)

You can't break my promise.   (Cinderella Man)

Cop: Do you Know why I Pulled you over? Teenager: Ummmmm Cop:Littering Teenager:Oh oh yeah Cop: Littering and....Littering and... Cop and Teenager in Unison: Littering and LIttering and Cop: Littering and smoking the reefer   (Super Troopers)

Gay Guy 1: He just did 10 push ups....I cant even do 10 with these scrawny arms Gay Guy 2: They're not scrawny, their nice :0)   (Big Daddy)

Junior?   (Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein
)

Can I have some more petite marshmallows in my hot cocoa?   (Running Scared)

Carter (Before fighting Hu): Don't think I'm scared to fight you because you're a woman. I'll just think of you as a man. A very beautiful man. Who I'd like to take to the movies.   (Rush Hour 2)

If we fail to anticipate the unforeseen or expect the unexpected in a universe of infinite possibilities, we may find ourselves at the mercy of anyone or anything that cannot be programmed, categorized or easily referenced   (X Files, The)

There's no way to pack for this trip!   (As Good As It Gets)

I ain't draft dodgin' I ain't burnin no flag and I ain't runnin to Canada, I'm stayin right here! You wanna send me to jail? Fine you go right ahead I been in jail for four hundred years I could be there for four or five more! But I ain't goin no ten thousand miles to help murder and kill other poor people! If I wanna die I'll die right here, right now fightin you, it I wanna die! You my enemy! Not no Chinese, no VietCong, no Japanese! You my opposer when I want freedom, you my opposer when I want justice, you my opposer when I want equality! Want me to go somewhere and fight for you, you won't even stand up for me right here in America! For my rights and my religious beliefs! You won't even stand up for me right here at home!   (Ali)