Yeah, I just got her yesterday. Yesterday? Yeah, I rode my bike down to the cemetery. The cemetery? Yeah, her boyfriend just died in a hang gliding accident. What a loser! Ahhh, I'm hang gliding, ahh, honey take a picture, ahhh I'M DEAD.!   (Wedding Crashers)

Oh, Jake, short lawyers, they worry me.   (Laughing Policeman, The)

You look like Elton John but more gay. Elton John is gay?   (House of Wax)

1.Fuck you dad. 2.Fuck me?! 1.FUCK YOU! 2.Okay!   (Freddy Got Fingered)

not coming with you are you mad, and miss a chance to see the little darling on screen   (Beaches)

You got too many rules working for ya and wayyyy too many rules working against me   (Playing by Heart)

RUCKUS? WHAT RUCKUS?   (Breakfast Club, The)

Some women are afraid to talk because a bone will pop outta their mouth   (Eddie Murphy Raw)

Well I just picked it up. Wonder what I'll pick up next?   (What About Bob?)

1/ What's your legal excuse Leiutenant, what's your legal excuse for killing Barney Quill?   (Anatomy of a Murder)

Boy, the bigger they are, the doppier they get!   (Gidget)

I'll bet you have a lovely face under all that paint. Why don't you wipe it off some day and have a good look?   (Destry Rides Again)

My teacher asked me what the capital of North Carolina was....and i told her Washington D.C....And she told me i was wrong....so i said you have a lumpy ass, and than she yelled at me....and i pissed my pants.....   (Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby)

Michael Ellis: Katrina is the shit. She just did Ginuwine's new video. Missy Elliott: I don't care if she just showed Michael Jackson how to Harlem shake. I said I want Honey. Honey Daniels. Duh.   (Honey)

quicksand.... ok lets say your playing and you think everything is going fine until one thing goes wrong..... and then another and another but the harder you fight back the deeper you sink till you can't move, can't breathe because your in over your head like quicksand   (Replacements, The)

She can't help you, and all she can do is take you straight to hell!   (Pumpkinhead)

(1) Was it a cattle ranch? (2) Sheep and horses.   (Silence of the Lambs, The)

Jump down, spin around.   (Beyond the Sea)

(Zoey to Drake):My friends are coming to kill you   (Blade: Trinity)

Al Giordino: [after going outside and being shot at] Next time, *you* go! Dirk Pitt: What the hell took you so long? Al Giordino: What? I stopped for coffee. Dirk Pitt: Get a receipt? Al Giordino: Yeah, I got a receipt, and I got you one, too! Dirk Pitt: You're the best, Al! Al Giordino: You know what? I'll even get you the money from Sandecker!   (Sahara)