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Lancelot:Do me a favor, when i die battle and of that iam certain, dont bury me in our sad little cemetry. Burn me, cast my ashes off into a strong east wind.   (King Arthur)

Leah: I'm off out with Jamie and Ste tonight. Gonna get me a dyke.   (Beautiful Thing)

Stu: So what're you saying, that I killed her? Randy: It certainly would improve your high school 'Q' Tatum: Stu was with me last night, k? Stu: Yeah, I was.. Randy: Before or after he sliced and diced!   (Scream)

Wait a minute. Are you telling me that my mom has the hots for me?   (Back to the Future)

I'm disgusted, and repulsed, and yet I can't look away.   (Clerks II)

General Grievous: Ah! The Negotiator, General Kenobi a pleasure. And young Skywalker, I would have expected someone of your reputation to have been...older. Anakin Skywalker: General Grievous...your shorter than I imagined.   (Star Wars: Episode III)

Shelly Long: Let me do the talking, everytime you open your mouth foul language has a habit of coming out. Better Midler That is a fucking lie   (Outrageous Fortune)

1) This is Helen 2) Helen who? 1) Helen Parr...you know...Elastigirl 2) DAHLING!!!!   (Incredibles, The)

The President is comingto Somersville. Will you have the cars and the machine guns ready in about an hour?

  (Guarding Tess)

Keep your social life separate from your job.   (Twisted)

Oh who told you that? your psychic partner? You're high...why don't you go outside and take a walk.   (Reality Bites)

I have an extravagent nature. Surely you've discovered that about me by now.   (Isadora)

I CAN COUSE ACCIDENTS TOO!   (Wizard of Oz, The
)

Its like when Spak had to fight Kirk on Star Trek. Best friends forced to do battel...duh duh de de de de de de de duh duh de de...   (Cable Guy, The)

I was sitting there alone on prom night, in a goddamn rented tuxedo, and my whole life flashed before my eyes. And I realized finally, and for the first time, that I wanted to kill somebody. So I figured since I loved you so much, it'd be a good idea if I didn't see you anymore.   (Grosse Pointe Blank)

1)Who was that on the phone? 2)Just a bunch of static, a bad connection or something. I think Ma Bell's gone wacko again. Probably discover it was a collect call from Japan when the bill comes.   (Amityville Horror, The)

The night has a thousand eyes.   (Dark City)

Who's Zeb? Zeb is dead baby.   (Pulp Fiction)

Where were you on May 25, 1980?   (Absence of Malice)

Pabst Blue Ribbon!   (Blue Velvet)