(ELISE) God, poor Cynthia. If only she had called me. If only I were listed.   (First Wives Club, The)

Cockroach! Cockroach! Cockroach!   (Just Married)

1)Good afternoon, welcome to Burger King, may I take your order? 2)Keep the change   (Terminal, The)

You are confusing what is important with what is impressive.   (Maurice)

This is the father of all ironies.   (Master of the World)

Michael Ellis: Katrina is the shit. She just did Ginuwine's new video. Missy Elliott: I don't care if she just showed Michael Jackson how to Harlem shake. I said I want Honey. Honey Daniels. Duh.   (Honey)

1/_OK, let me tell you what Like A Virgin is about, it's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine. I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick! 2/_How many dicks is that? 3/_A lot..   (Reservoir Dogs)

A little suction   (Father of the Bride Part II)

Lloyd Christmas: That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey? Lady at bus stop: Austria. Lloyd Christmas: Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Ha. Ha. Ha. Let's put another shrimp on the barbie! Lady at bus stop: Let's not.   (Dumb & Dumber)

I need a weapon (picks up an empty J&B bottle) this will do   (Memento)

--Take away the clothes and makeup and what'd ya got? --A gorgeous naked woman?   (Cousins)

Matt-For the love of dounuts, LET's GO!!!   (Extreme Days)

our scars remind us the past was real   (Saving Private Ryan)

Sure looks bad for Dr. Sorenson and the Cosmic Man, doesn't it, Mom?   (Cosmic Man, The)

1) Captain Karl? 2) Yes, ma'am. 1) We've never really had time to talk. 2) No, we haven't. 1) Well, there's no time now.   (Overboard)

Did I stutter?   (Breakfast Club, The)

vermin: we're gonna git japped here! WE'RE GONNA GET JAPPED!

afro orphan: lighten up mercy stop lookin' fo' troubo' now!

ajax: i'll give it to ya baby

luther: great, great, ckyeaaah.

cowboy: shit, i wish we was packd

mercy: you kin git another one!!!   (Warriors, The)

You shut your mouth when you're talking to me.   (Wedding Crashers)

1.Pizza delivery for robbery homicide. 2.Robbery Homicid..? 1. well why is it that i dont see robbery homicide with a pizza delivery in the login sheet? 2. Well i'll tell you what, why dont you leave that pizza here with me? 1. I'll tell you what, last time i left a pizza here, it magically dissapeared.. you know its like leavin candy around me. It's not gonna be alright i'ma (makes chewing noise) chomp it up! See what i'm sayin? 2. Look, there's only two kinds of guys that can get through that door, guys wearin a handcuff, and guys wearing a badge, you dont have on either now do you? 1. Well i dont have a badge or a handcuff so.   (Blue Streak)

What would people think if it were known that I am not - how shall I put it? - what I seem?   (39 Steps, The)