The right guy, he's out there. I'm just not gonna go kiss a bunch of losers to get to him...When I finally get kissed, I'll know...I've kissed a guy...I've kissed guys...I just haven't felt that thing. That thing. That moment. When you kiss someone and everything around you becomes hazy and the only thing in focus is you and this person. Then you realize that that person is the only person that you're supposed to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment, you get this amazing gift. And you wanna laugh and you wanna cry coz you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared that it'll go away all at the same time.   (Never Been Kissed)

--Have you ever heard of Russian roulette? --I used to play it all the time with my father. --I doubt that you played Russian roulette all the time with your father! --I must certainly did. You play it with two packs of cards and... --That is Russian bank. Russian roulette is a very different sort of amusement, which I could only wish your father had play continuously before he had you.   (Unfaithfully Yours)

Where's Julia?   (Flightplan)

This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this. I am not your queen.   (300)

So have ever done it in water?   (Clueless)

Let's get the sap out of the tree.   (Road to Bali)

Hey I'm a voter, aren't you supposed to lie to me and kiss my butt.   (Ghostbusters II)

what we have here is failure to communicate   (Smokey and the Bandit III)

I'll go take a shaower and pretend I didnt wake up in the cryin game   (Low Down Dirty Shame, A)

Randall: You love Mr. Dante don't ya? Elias: In a non-gay way.   (Clerks II)

This is more embarrassing than the time you started cleaning your beans at Don Knotts' Christmas party.   (Scooby-Doo)

Damn that Deke Thornton to hell!   (Wild Bunch, The)

He's performing a public colonoscopy. Isn't that sweet?   (40 Year Old Virgin, The)

You're sexy. What? You heard me.   (Cable Guy, The)

You're the guys that're thinking shit up I'm sure you got a team of men sitting around somewhere right now just thinking shit up and somebody backing them up   (X-Men)

1)That is a report from Great Benefit's own medical committee, which you chaired. Would you please read from line 18? 2)'Since bone marrow transplants have become standard procedure, we would be financially justified in investing in bone marrow clinics.'   (Rainmaker, The)

This is a night for America!   (Gangs of New York)

--I feel like Nick and Nora. --Who? --You know, The Thin Man. Phyllis Kirk and Peter Lawford.   (Late Show, The)

--The dumber those guys are, the more stripes they get. --You ought-a look like a zebra.   (Wake Island)

Vampire in subway: No fat people...they taste like cheetos.   (Blade: Trinity)