Brandon:Why did you hurry off like that? Dawn:I was in a rush. Brandon:The fuck you were.Dawn:Really..Brandon(cuts her off):Tomorrow.Same time.Same place.You get raped.Be there.   (Welcome to the Dollhouse)

1 - My pumpkin's a duck!
2 - No, I'm a swan!   (Other Sister, The)

Violet: Mr Wonka, I'm Violet Beauregarde. Mr Wonka: I don't care.   (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)

Pintel: She wants to be taken to the captain! Elizabeth: I would like to talk to your captai- (slapped by pirate) Pirate: You will speak when spoken to! Barbossa: (appearing from behind, grabs pirates' hand) And ye will not lay a hand on those under the protection of Parley. (forces down pirates' hand) Elizabeth: I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against Port Royal. Barbossa: (chuckles) There were a lot of long words in there, missy. We're not but humble pirates! (laughs quietly) What is it that you want? Elizabeth: I want you to leave and never come back. (Crew laughs. After pause, she strides over to the railing, dangling the medallion over the water) Very well, I'll drop it! Barbossa: Gosh, what a lot that bit of shine matters to us! Why? Elizabeth: It's what you've been searching for! I saw this ship eight years ago on the crossing from England! Barbossa: Did you now? (pause) Elizabeth: Very well, I'll drop it! (chain slips through her fingers, the crew jumps forward) Ohh...... Barbossa: (chuckles uneasily) You have a name missy? Elizabeth: Elizabeth.....Turner. I'm a maid in the governor's household. Barbossa: (turning to crew with an eerie expression) Miss TURNER.....(whispering among the crew) Pintel: (turns to Raghetti) Bootstrap! Barbossa: Very well miss Turner, hand over the medallion, we'll turn your town to our rudder and ne'er return. (Elizabeth drops the medallion into his hand. Barbossa gives it to the monkey and walks off) Elizabeth: Our bargain?   (Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl)

#1 Richard, What where you doing? #2 I was going over some documents. #1 Oh well where are they, Geez I don't see them. #2 They're in my briefcase. I thought you were getting pizza. #1 They're closed. How could you be reading documents if they're in your briefcase. Hum, that's a mystery. Richard were you watching, Spanktravison? Or maybe you were watching a show with that funny little comedian, oh what's his name? Buddy Wackit   (Tommy Boy)

1/_See that guy over there? He's following you... 2/_I know he's been tailin' my ass.... and now he knows I know it   (Warriors, The)

If you will it, it is no dream.   (Big Lebowski, The)

No offence, but if I sent a picture of your mom to my friends she'd defenitly be bonner of the month.   (Tommy Boy)

You swung at me! ---Ya ducked?!?--- Because you swung at me!   (Clerks II)

MARTY: Now during the flower people period, who was your drummer? DAVID: Stumpy's replacement...Peter James Bond....He also died under mysterious circumstances...we were playing a jazz-blues festival- NIGEL: Blues-jazz really. And uhh it was tragic really...he exploded on stage.....DEREK: just like that. NIGEL: It was just like a flash of green light ---and that was it. Nothings left. DAVID: Well...there was- NIGEL: Its true its true there was a little green globule on his drum seat. DAVID: Its like a stain really... NIGEL: It was a stain not a globule actually. DAVID: Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year, its just not really widely reported.   (This IS Spinal Tap)

Taking orders from a ruddy kraut? What's this bleeding war coming to?   (Tobruk)

It's music to be sure. It's pleasant, not intrusive, but recorded at a subsonic level is a matra...'Lose...lose...lose.'   (Cooler, The)

poker, roulette, slots, baccarat, blackjack, craps, keno, video poker   (
)

Oh, sometimes I wish there was never any such thing as Aztec Indians!   (Flying Serpent, The)

The crack is moving twice as fast as before.   (Crack in the World)

Demented forever!   (Cecil B. DeMented)

Hey Torgo, where's the phone?..... Yes, Alexander Graham Bell, you know, telephone?   (Manos, the Hands of Fate)

It's nights like this I miss dating a Lesbian.   (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)

Keep Sunday open... the producers want us to get baptised   (Ed Wood)

I never saw a man who could hold his liquor like a bottle.   (Bite the Bullet)