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Well, all I'm saying is that I want to look back and say that I did I the best I could while I was stuck in this place. Had as much fun as I could while I was stuck in this place. Played as hard as I could while I was stuck in this place... Dogged as many girls as I could while I was stuck in this place.   (Dazed and Confused)

June: Tierd is what i am   (Walk the Line)

--Who does he owe it to? --This guy. This Russian guy. --If I were you, I'd get a new old man.   (Criminal)

It smells like Big Foot's dick.   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

Like what you done with the crib....(looks up at poster on the wall)..Oh, L'il Kim....She's phat...PH phat.   (Meet The Parents)

I'd like to get my hands on whoever wrote this script!   (Muppet Treasure Island)

How many of you know the story or Icarus, the man who rolled the ball up the hill 'till finally he got so high up it melted in the heat of the sun. Youre all like Icarus!   (Heavyweights)

Them's ain't two-for-a-penny candy! Them's a nickel-a-piece candy!   (Grapes of Wrath, The)

There are times I think I am not sure of what I think I absolutely know.   (King and I, The)

[From the Trailer] Freedom is not given... It is our right at birth. But there are some moments in history... when it must be taken   (Amistad)

Sometimes I wish I had done more with my life than hanging out in front of places sellin' weed and shit. Like maybe be an animal doctor, I like seals and shit.   (Clerks II)

Don't mind Ms. Sweet Tooth, she's all sugared up.   (Pecker)

I let her use my P.O. box, and that's how come the ad.   (Cop)

Still pursuing those evildoers?   (Earthquake)

LEX:What did my father used to say to me?
KITTY:You're growing bald?
LEX:No, not that!
KITTY:Get out?   (Superman Returns)

1)I never thought I'd find an answer at the bottom of a pint glass. 2)Hasn't stopped you looking, has it?   (Prestige, The)

1) Is that pink fag ball supposed to intimidate me? 2) Well not unless I knock it by you.   (Tin Cup)

Eric Matthews: You junkie bitch!   (Saw III)

Tina, you fat lard.   (Napoleon Dynamite)

Oh god, I hope they bring back Elvis!   (Independence Day)