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I like to keep ma pimp pants strong craker! ya feel me?!! ya feel me nigga!?   (Kicking & Screaming)

Everybody else got a little white dog, why you can;t have one?   (B*A*P*S)

You got yourself a *phone-call*   (Brubaker)

--What kind of a dame would marry a hood? --All kinds.   (Narrow Margin)

I want you to do an alpha check on Gacy for me.   (To Catch a Killer)

That poor woman.....that poor slut kidnapped herself, come on dude you said so yourself   (Big Lebowski, The)

So it's not going to be easy. It's going to be really hard. And we're going to have to work at this every day. But I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, forever, every day.   (Notebook, The)

The house of Godric Gryffindor has commanded the respect of the wizard world for nearly ten centuries. I will not have you in the course of a single evening bismirching that name by behaving like a babbling, bumbling band of baboons!!   (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)

Nobody can hear what you don't say.   (Heist)

If we wanted to sissy boys, we would've named them Doctor Quinn and Medicine Woman   (Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby)

I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies'.   (Clueless)

1/ Sir, don't you think it's a little risky for R & R??? 2/ If I say it's safe to surf this beach, Captain, it's safe to surf this beach!!   (Apocalypse Now)

I suppose he must have climbed up the drainpipe.   (My Life So Far)

Mel, do you think my ass is still perky?   (Big Hit, The)

Now, you got three choices. You can either go to the morgue, the hospital, or you can get in that car. The decision is yours.   (Laughing Policeman, The)

The cheaper the lawyer, the higher the demand.   (Wild Things)

A: What if you met an elephant?
B: I'd wrap 'im up in cellophant!   (Wizard of Oz, The)

For money, some men will allow the innocent to hang.   (Mask of Dimitrios, The)

Ryan Dunn: You look beautiful today. Glauren: You look like shit. Ryan Dunn: Gee thanks, why do you think I'm in here? I'm getting my hair cut. I know I look like shit.   (Haggard: The Movie)

Kevin: You made me play second base. Gil: (Talking into the loud speaker) Son I'm sorry I did the best I could. (His son shoots the loud speaker his father is holding.) Nice shot son! It's important to be supportive. Come on let's sing one of the old tunes. When your slidding into home and your shorts are full of foam diarria.   (Parenthood)