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--So what are you driving now? --Same crappy blue Chevy Nova.   (Beverly Hills Cop)

Husband? What was all that one in a million talk?   (Dumb & Dumber)

Each minute's an eternity to a man in your shoes.   (I Wake Up Screaming)

- Everyones always asking me - what do i want to do with my live...Suddenly It Matters

-Well...-Do You Have Something That You Love?

-*long pause* Yes.

-Then You Need To Do That For The rest of your life, And You'd Better Hope To God Your Good At It...Or You'll Probably Fail.
  (Imaginary Heroes)

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw   (Heathers)

Hasn't he got a built-in rule against ringing our little necks for us?   (Forbidden Planet)

Nice work, Gumby.   (Red Heat)

1-He's here 2-Who? 1-The Batman   (Batman Begins)

Don: Hey Napoleon, did you wet your bed last night? Napoleon: Hey Don, did you take a dump in your bed last night? Don: You better shut up Napoleon! Napoleon: Why don't you tell your mom to shut up! Don: Did you say something about my mom?!?! Napoleon: Maybe I did and maybe I din't! Don: You know I could beat you up Napoleon! Napoleon: Nu uh, only one of us here knows the secret ninja moves from the government!! (Don comes over and Napoleon smacks his head and runs off)   (Napoleon Dynamite)

I like to feel his eyes on me when I look away   (Before Sunrise)

friends come into your life like busboys in a reasturant   (Stand by Me)

1/_You mean, because I'm a girl that I can't do the job?! 2/_I mean... we got trouble enough!   (Hatari!)

Now tell me this, right, why whould i shoot a bloke, bang, and then put him in the bloody car and whiz him off to the hospital at 100 miles an hour. It defeats the purpose of shooting him in the first place, and whats more, its bloody insulting.   (Chopper)

1/_ It's time for me to stop being scared and other people to start 2/_ I don't like this? 1/_ No-one asked you to...   (Rookie, The)

He became obsessed with her. She hated him. He had to have her. He kidnapped them to control her. to make her do things. Then she wanted to commit suicide so he started cutting off ears as a warning to her to stay alive.   (Blue Velvet)

With these prices, it would be cheaper to drink.   (4 for Texas)

Well then I'll get you constructive vagina surgery. Oh you can't even afford spaghetti!   (Knocked Up)

You can read about a hundred atrocities, hear about a thousand, but you only have to see one.   (Counterfeit Traitor, The)

Never let the truth get in the way of a good yarn   (Chopper)

Every time you get hit, feels like I'm getting hit too.   (Cinderella Man)