INCONCIEVABLE!!   (Princess Bride, The)

I'm becoming more powerful that any Jedi has ever dreamed of.   (Star Wars: Episode III)

The heater conked out. Now matter how hard he tried, the mohel couldn't coax Greg's tiny little turtle from its shell.   (Meet the Fockers)

[last lines] Lead Singer Crucifee: [as end credits role and crucifees are singing 'Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life'] It's the end of the film. Incidentally, this record's available in the foyer. Some of us have got to live as well, you know. Who do you think pays for all this rubbish? They'll never make their money back, you know. I told him. I said to him, 'Bernie', I said, 'They'll never make their money back.'   (Life of Brian)

Raph: Come on how many of you guys is it gonna take to beat me? (Ninjas appear) Good answer, Good answer...   (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)

Report to Gettysburg College at 7:29pm If you report at 7:30 you will not be playing this season   (Remember the Titans)

Wonderful the way people believe in those high powered canoes of yours.   (They Were Expendable)

1)Have you ever driven through a red light? You know, on an empty road where you know it's safe and nobody's around. 2)I'm not sure... I might have. 1)Well, let's say your mother was in the car and you had to get her to a hospital. You'd do it then for sure wouldn't you? 2)Well... I gues I would... Yeah. 1)Now, let's say the whole country Was in that car. The entire United States of America. 2)In the car? 1)In the car. 2)I see what you mean.   (Dave)

You think you can win on talent alone? Gentlemen you don't have enough talent to win on talent alone! ~ Herb   (Miracle)

I had intended to deal a fatal blow to the American Fleet by attacking Pearl Harbour immediately after Japan's declaration of war, but according to American radio, Pearl Harbour was attacked fifty-five minutes before our ultimatum was delivered to Washington. I can't imagine anything that would infuriate the Americans more. I fear all that we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve.   (Tora! Tora! Tora!)

Eat your cake, have your cake, who cares? You're about to get a plate of sauteed brains thrown into your face, your entire career is the toilet, and now you're correcting my grammar?   (Micki + Maude)

LOOK AT ME I`M GEOFF I LIKE COWS AND FAT GIRLS FUCK ME PLEASE, I HAVE A ZIT ON MY NOSE I NEED HELP SAVE ME NOW SAVE ME!!!!!!!!ITZ TAKING OVER   (Zodiac Killer, The)

#1: Warren! Open this door right now! (breaks into room) #2: I'm sorry...   (X-Men 3, The Last Stand)

Warren: You want me to heat that up for you? Layla: You're not allowed to use your powers outside of school. Warren: I was just gonna stick it in the microwave.   (Sky High)

If I'm a bitch, then yo mama's a bitch, bitch!   (Poetic Justice)

I don't want to be your boring friend.   (Bobby Deerfield)

---Drunken slurred speech--- Say buddy... Did you just see a real bright light?!?   (Terminator, The)

You know why you have an ulcer? 'Cause you have two forms of expression: silence and rage.   (Midnight Run)

Invite them in. The guys are just accountants.   (Gun Shy)

There's no way, no way that you came from my loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!   (Smokey and the Bandit)