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You lose seven minutes off your life for each puff.   (Hustle)

Your sisters boyfriend just got done dry humping my ass up and down the field all afternoon.   (Wedding Crashers)

Do they teach beauty queens how to apologize? Because you SUCK at it!   (Erin Brockovich)

Here is a man who would not take it anymore   (Taxi Driver)

Anakin: This is where the fun begins.   (Star Wars: Episode III)

You know I must say, watching the police search my house really was the cherry on top of a fantastic year.   (Mean Girls)

what is this? *throws model to ground and breaks*...a center for ants?how r we expected to teach the children to read if they cant even fit inside the building..(Magatu:it just a m..)i dont want to hear ur excuses...it needs to be at least..3 times bigger!(magatu:*sarcasticly* your right!)   (Zoolander)

1. You never liked me much. 2. You're Rob's lady. 1. Go on, say it! 2. You're Rob's lady. If...you'd been mine I never would have left you.   (Robin and Marian)

In 200 years we have gone from I regret that I have but one life to give to my country to Fuck You!   (Speed)

1-Is this 1014 Pacific Coast Hwy? 2- Huh? 3- 1014 Pacific Coast Hwy!?!... 2- NO, This is 814 Pacific Coast Hwy, 1014's two blocks that way! 1- Sorry, my mistake 2- No problem, no problem!   (Loaded Weapon 1)

Idiotboy! Go cover the cash register!   (Night at the Roxbury, A)

LA?! What the hell are we doin' in Loisiana?!?!!!!!!!   (Roadie)

Sarah (posessed): You're a killer Merrin. You raised your hand, you pointed yor finger, and they died.   (Exorcist: The Beginning)

NATALIE: You don't know the first thing about what i was................. JOHN: don't you think i was effected by this ..................   (Little John (Drama))

Shitzu! That's one you don't play around with that name do you? I doesn't come trippingly off the tongue. Stewardess can I take a Shitzu on my carry on or does it have to be stowed?   (Best in Show)

Whew! My dogs are barkin' tonight!   (Planes, Trains & Automobiles)

I married the man I love.   (Cinderella Man)

I hope they burn in hell   (Time to Kill, A)

I had typhoid fever and rickets. Also rhuematic fever. Measles, chicken pox, pneumonia and several bouts of influenza.   (Kinsey)

Welcome to Tennessee, patron state of shootin' stuff.   (Shooter)