dayaftertomorrow

They're a nation of anxious people, and they could do nothing individually, so they went mad en masse.   (Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence)

They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? 'I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?'   (Grosse Pointe Blank)

1/ China is here, Mr Burton 2/ What does that mean? Huh? *China is here.* I don't even know what the hell that means!   (Big Trouble in Little China)

Jack: How you can sit there, calmly eating muffins when we are in this horrible trouble, I can't make out. You seem to me to be perfectly heartless. Algernon: Well, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs. One should always eat muffins quite calmly. It is the only way to eat them. Jack: I say it's perfectly heartless, your eating muffins at all, under the circumstances. Algernon: When I am in trouble, eating is the only thing that consoles me. Indeed, when I am in really great trouble, as anyone who knows me intimately will tell you, I refuse everything except food and drink. At the present moment I am eating muffins because I am unhappy. Besides, I am particularly fond of muffins. [ Rising. ] Jack: [ Rising. ] Well that is no reason why you should eat them all in that greedy way. [ Takes muffins from Algernon. ] Algernon: [ Offering tea cake. ] I wish you would have tea cake instead. I don't like tea cake. Jack: Good heavens! I suppose a man may eat his own muffins in his own garden. Algernon: But you have just said it was perfectly heartless to eat muffins. Jack: I said it was perfectly heartless of you, under the circumstances. That is a very different thing. Algernon: That may be, but the muffins are the same. [ He seizes the muffin-dish from Jack. ]   (Importance of Being Earnest, The)

--Why didn't I get hurt? --You were wearing your seatbelt.   (Sideways)

I got you figured for a natural born killer.   (In Cold Blood)

--Dynamite in the hands of a fool means death. --In this case it could mean life. Ours.   (Professionals, The)

It can't be done...writing your name upside down and backwords without stopping.   (Topper)

Business is improving.   (Deep Cover)

I've Found My Moving Buddy   (Toy Story)

B: Nice Dissolve!   (Spaceballs)

You make $100 an hour and you have a safety pin holding your boot up?   (Pretty Woman)

1) Hey, Rebecca, you can't just run off like that. 2) A man went in there. 1) Oh, everyone shares the same ones up here. I'll take you to the one closer to your seat. 2) But a lady's in there, too. 1) Huh? ...okay, one of *those* flights.   (Red Eye)

Uncle Jessie: It's Roscoe. I wonder what that fat sack of shit wants.   (Dukes of Hazzard, The)

Do you know the way to Santa Fe?   (Rent)

I'll not let my evil infect the world.   (League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The)

1/_You know something, stallion, it's too bad we gotta get old, huh? 2/_Ahh just keep swinging, Apollo   (Rocky III)

I AM NOT LEO FARNSWORTH I AM JOE PENDLETON   (Heaven Can Wait)

Mr.Manili:i can't belive this place. Blankman:you don't even place. Kevin:In The Joint. Mr.Manili:Sammy Shoot Em. Kevin: well come on Sammy you bad shoot me? Blankman: something tell you Kevin:Shut up Kevin:I got to pink a target on my Ass? Well Come On *Gunshot* Kevin:oh oh! oh! Oh my god He shot me blankman:kevin if you only you can bulletproof   (Blankman)

At the beginning of the 21st century, the Umbrella Corporation had become the largest commercial entity in the United States. Nine out of every ten homes contain its products. Its political and financial influence is felt everywhere. In public, it is the world's leading supplier of computer technology, medical products, and healthcare. Unknown, even to its own employees, its massive profits are generated by military technology, genetic experimentation and viral weaponry.   (Resident Evil)