dave

I will do whatever you ask. Just help me save Padme's life. I can't live without her.
I pledge myself to your teachings.   (Star Wars: Episode III)

I'm superfly TNT! I'm the guns of the Navarrone! I'm a mushroom cloud layin' motherfucker, motherfucker!!   (Pulp Fiction)

Eric Draven: Little things used to mean so much to Shelly- I used to think they were kind of trivial. Believe me, nothing is trivial.   (The Crow)

Gina: And they said no revealing clothing, didn't they?   (Empire Records)

I'm not a strett-rat. & i don't have fleas   (Aladdin)

I never saw a man who could hold his liquor like a bottle.   (Bite the Bullet)

Erica: May I have permission to take this leaf?   (Blair Witch 2)

we cant come to the phone cuz we're doin' it!   (Without A Paddle)

I suppose being a male and an ass hole makes you worth our time.   (10 Things I Hate About You)

i don't know about all that dodgy business in the jungle Lars... but i'm plagued by the dreams. i believe i am safer on my own.   (Club Dread)

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?   (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

hey doc you dont have enough road to get up to 88   (Back to the Future)

I don't know who you are but I'm gonna shave your face.   (Where the Heart Is)

You know I'm judging the dance contest. I don't think I'm entered. A knockout like you? What's your name? Marty. Marty what? Maraschino, like the cherry.   (Grease)

Dr. Lawrence: Fuck this shit!!!   (Saw)

The fat man walks alone.   (Empire Records)

The criminals don't accept consequences. They kill somebody, somehow it's not their fault.   (Fallen)

pull over   (Dumb & Dumber)

the infidels killed my sheep, and if you don't like it. I'll put a jihad on you too!   (Team America: World Police)

He just likes to hang out with his birds, you know what i mean?   (Muppets From Space)