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I find myself irritated when people come in here and parade all over the place. I have to keep exercising self-control to prevent from screaming at them to sit down, quiet down, stand still.   (Sunrise at Campobello)

You the Shower Curtain Fellow YES do you need me to take you to wichita yes that would be great but train don't go out of wichita unless your a hog or a cattle nose sounds- You have to go to studvillve if you people   (Planes, Trains & Automobiles)

--I see glimpses of a strange world...a world of people who are dead and yet alive. --It is a place from which I've just returned.   (House of Frankenstein)

You must have quite some harem.   (Godzilla)

Wake up,slut! Well,well,well! We meet agian,nose biter! Time to pay the fiddler, whore!   (Dirty Work)

#1: Warren! Open this door right now! (breaks into room) #2: I'm sorry...   (X-Men 3, The Last Stand)

The only promise that I will make is that if I'm elected I will immediately disband the student government so that nobody will ever have to sit through one of these stupid assemblys again!   (Election)

N-Do you want to dance,A-Sure,A-But we dont have any music,N-Then we wil just have to make some. Bum Bum Bum Bum,A-You a terrible singer,(laughs) BUt i Love this song   (Notebook, The)

you know what to do, rico!   (Starship Troopers)

I am the sheep that got lost, Madre.   (Man On Fire)

He should have stayed in college where he came from, but he begged for a chance and I gave it to him.   (Flying Tigers)

So many dogs, so little time.   (101 Dalmatians)

look they've brought there pretty little kitty too lunchtime   (Homeward Bound II: Lost in San Francisco)

Crude and slow, clansman, your attack was no better than that of a clumsy child!   (Highlander)

Forget it. I didn't do it for you. His voice gets on my nerves.

  (It Happened One Night)

a danish is donut without a hole   (Caddyshack)

welcome to the suck   (Jarhead)

Hansel: Excuse me brah Dere: You're excused, and im not you brah!   (Zoolander)

Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: What country you from? Brett: What? Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What? Brett: What? Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT? Brett: Yes! Jules: Then you know what I'm saying! Brett: Yes! Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like! Brett: What, I-? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time. Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: No! Jules: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't. Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.   (Pulp Fiction)

I thought you were Mexican, not Puerto Rican?   (Employee of the Month)