cyborgglassshad

those pinguins are psychotic!!   (Madagascar)

#1- Do you want some coffee, Mr. Tulley? #2- Do I? #3- Yes, have some. #2- Yes, have some.   (Ghostbusters)

He's with his lover.   (Just Friends)

Guard:i got a name for this car..RUSTY. joe: it'll buff out Guard:don't bother   (Joe Dirt)

Twenty years later, and i'm still wearing the same fucking shirt!   (Pallbearer, The)

I don't, i hate her, i'm glad she's dead   (Child of Mine)

sometimes people say things that they know arent totally true but they say them anyways because they want them to be true and maybe thats good enough.   (United States of Leland)

I'VE BEEN TRICK OR TREATED TO DEATH TONIGHT-NEIGHBOR YOU DONT KNOW WHAT DEATH IS-DR. LOOMIS   (Halloween)

1/_I'm just old enough to be flattered by the term *early retirement* 2/_What a wonderful sentiment, no if there's anything I can possibly do for you, just name it 1/_Well I certainly hope you'll die soon   (Broadcast News)

Yeah, she'll wind up fat, alcoholic and miserable.   (Rear Window)

1/_I could've broken every record in the book
2/_And then??
1/_And then, when I walk down the street, people will look at me and say *There goes Roy Hobbs, the best there ever was in this game*   (Natural, The)

What's the hell's a few years at our age?   (Yakuza, The)

So how does it feel, being passed over for 600-year-old ruins?   (Timeline)

Your sisters boyfriend just got done dry humping my ass up and down the field all afternoon.   (Wedding Crashers)

Daffy- Now, I've worked with a lot of wisecrackers before, but you are dispicable! Donald- God damn you stupid nigger I'm gonna WAGHHHHHH Daffy- This is the last time I work with someone with a speech impediment!   (Who Framed Roger Rabbit)

Take a shot at white-collar crime, that's where the real money is!   (Hard Way, The)

I hate cops   (Payback)

I can't see things that are right in front of me, and I can see things that couldn't be there.   (Blink)

You dirty, filthy, perverted monster! You are the meanest, cruelest, most loathsome thing I've ever met!   (Carpetbaggers, The)

That's the letter B - the first letter of a seven-letter word that means your late father.   (Auntie Mame)