Stacy: I should tear your eyes out right now, but how would you ever be able to look at yourself in the morning?   (Little Black Book)

don't beat him, kick his ass!   (Poolhall Junkies)

--Remember what they didn't teach you at Harvard Business School. --I didn't go to Harvard Business School. --That's a figure of speech, Robert.   (Life Less Ordinary, A)

Brad Allen: I've had hangovers before, but this time, even my hair hurts.   (Pillow Talk)

Sulley: See Mikey, Ted's walking to work. Mikey: Big deal, the guy takes 5 steps and he's there.   (Monsters, Inc.)

I am a master of the tantric art   (American Wedding)

Hector: I've seen this moment in my dreams....... I'll make a pact with you, with the gods as our witnesses, that the winner allow the loser a proper burial Achilles- There are no pacts between lions and men....now you know who you're fighting Hector- I thought it was you I was fighting yesterday, and I wish it had been you, but I gave the dead boy the honor he deserved Achilles- You gave him the honor of your sword You wont have eyes tonight, you wont have ears or a tounge; you will wander the underworld blind, deaf, and dumb.....and all the dead will know- That is Hector, the fool who thought he killed Achilles   (Troy)

(To Paulie) Ooh, help me, I'm gay! (To Peter) Ooh, I can't read! (to both) Just get over it, 'kay?   (Corky Romano)

You had me at blood and semen   (Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story)

So if anyone asked i fucked you......twice   (Waiting)

Who are you going to Paris with?   (WarGames)

1. Is being stupid, like being high all the time? 2. No. It's like constantly being right.   (MatchMaker, The)

You wanna know who I want to get pregnant? Felicity Huffman. Ever since I saw Transamerica, I can't get her out of my head.   (Knocked Up)

Do you see a fucking turban?!   (40 Year Old Virgin, The)

Why won't a man ever once prefer a girl who's simply fat?   (Cinderella)

--You want strawberry pie or apple pie? --I want both!   (Radio)

I don't need the class schedule. I come only to this school to be object of lust for poor nerds who cannot get American pussy.   (Not Another Teen Movie)

Tony: Can we please stop talking about that carrot crotch?   (Bongwater)

Sherriff: Huh not in my town you don't.   (Cars)

Take her in! We'll have her reprogrammed!   (Sleeper)