Derek: What is this a center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children how to learn to read if they can't even fit inside the building? Mugatu: Derek, no it's just a small.... Derek: No i don't want to hear excuses. The center has to be at least three times bigger than this. Mugatu: HE's absolutly right. Derek: Thank you, i have a vision. Mugatu: and so do i, let me show u mine.   (Zoolander)

i eat pussy for lunch   (American Pie II)

We searched for survivors but all that we found was a riddle of the sea...Had the sea taken them or had they reached the nearby shore where the fjords could hid a secret?   (Sea Chase, The)

We're actors! We're the opposite of people!   (Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead)

AHHHHH!!!!!!AHHHHHHH!!!!!!THE BLOB'S DIGESTIN MY DICK!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!! ITS GONE!!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!! MY BALLS!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! MY STRAP-ON!!!!!!ehhh......   (Blob, The)

Tape Plays (1) It's like... a giant storbe light...burning right through my eyes, somehow I can still see it. *sighs* Oh God...to (2)..You know the dreams the same everynight, why do I have to.. (2) Please Continue. (1) The children look like burnt paper black not moving, and then the blast wave hits them...*deep gasp*.. and they fly apart like leaves *cres* (2) it's a dream Sarah very common. (1) It's not a dream you moron it's real! (2) I know it feels real... (1) On August 29, 1997 it's gunna feel pretty Fucking real to you to! I know the date it happens! Anybody, not wearing 2Million sunblock is gunna have a real bad day get it!? God, you think your safe and alive? Your already dead, HIM YOU your dead already! This whole place everything you see is GONE! Your the one living in a fucking dream Silberman! Cause I know it happens...it happens! *deep sigh* Tape pauses.   (Terminator 2: Judgment Day)

ROZ: Look at this, I married a teenager....at least you have the libido of a teenager. BERNIE: I gave her a little matinee today.   (Meet the Fockers)

MEDLOCK!! GUARDS!!!   (Secret Garden, The)

For good or ill, she is my destiny.   (Conqueror, The)

And on the third day God created the Remington Riffle Bullok, so man could hunt the Dinosaurs, and the Homosexuals   (Mean Girls)

But the wife, elenor.. Big Dyke.. A real rug muncher... She looked like a big, lesbian mule..   (Wedding Crashers)

1.21 gigawatts?!   (Back to the Future)

To understand how killer the dog was killed, you gotta understand who killer the dog was. See killer was born o a three legged bitch of a mother, and he was always ashamed of this. So then he was sold to this man, Tito Leevowitz, a small time gun-runner, and wrotwieler fight promoter. So he put killer into training, and the next thing you know, killer is good, he is DAMN good. But then, he had the fight of his life. They put him against his brother nibbles. And killer said No Man, I can't fight killer man, that's my brother man! But they made 'em fight anyway, and killer killed nibbles. So killer said that's it! And he started calling off all his fights, and smoking crack, and in a fit of rage, he collapsed, his heart no longer beating............Yeah   (Half Baked)

I'd rather be his whore than your wife   (Titanic)

You hairy ape!   (Hairy Ape, The)

I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio, who just happened to be in the right place at the right time.   (Gable and Lombard)

you think thats all i do, im just a ditz with a credit card   (Clueless)

juliet is the sun   (Romeo + Juliet)

I hope my wire fightin' team is ready...   (Austin Powers: Goldmember)

Alexa Woods: What about Paul Woodman or Andrew Keeler? Charles Weyland: We called 'em. Alexa Woods: And? Max Stafford: They gave the same bullshit answer you did. Alexa Woods: Bullshit?   (Alien vs. Predator)