You've broken my bird!   (Start the Revolution Without Me)

I'll be takin these Huggies, and, uh, whatever cash you got   (I ♥ Huckabees)

I'm waiting on some money coming through. It's just that at the moment, you know, I'm short. They're going to chuck me out. On the street in Bangkok, that's bad.   (Beach, The)

It was right then that I started thinking about Thomas Jefferson on the Declaration of Independence and the part about our right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. And I remember thinking how did he know to put the pursuit part in there? That maybe happiness is something that we can only pursue and maybe we can actually never have it. No matter what. How did he know that?   (Pursuit of Happyness (Will Smith))

1.Which one are you? 2.A truthful white-foot. 1.Come in. Sit down. 2.Why, do you want to look at my feet? 1.Yes.

I just lost 50 pounds on the Krispy Kreme diet!   (Bruce Almighty)

The problem is one of criminal fraud. False representation of collateral. Fifteen million Francs.   (Sorcerer)

I'm paying you to watch her, ain't I? So why don't you get to work?   (Girl Happy)

Me and my father have a bet going. I don;t think you'll last 10 minutes in this tournament. He disagrees. He doesn't think you'll last five!   (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)

girl 1: why don't they just lose some weight? girl 2: why don't you teach them how to throw up after meals just like you do?   (Heavyweights)

Well she was blinded by the light.   (Blow)

....I mean have you every heard of styling gel? Im sure hes heard of styling gel, hes a male model earth to brint that was a joke earth to meekus i knew that earth to brint im not sure you did because you were all like 'im sures hes heard of styling gel' like you DIDN'T know it was a joke earth to meekus i knew it was a joke i just didnt get it right away   (Zoolander)

Oh the things I'm gonna do for my country!   (xXx)

Inspector Briggs was given the responsibility of solving the Christopher case.   (House on 92nd Street, The)

I picked her off with a thousand mil from 120 yards out. It was beautiful.   (Paparazzi)

Look, you start out with the best intentions but theres just so much pussy coming at you every single day that finally it wears you down. You see you've got all these birds out there dreaming about having it off with you and that makes the guys wanna be you, and its the guys who buy the records. So if the chicks dont want you the guys are gone. You live the fantasy other people only dream about, so my advice to you is dream big and live the life.   (Rock Star)

I aint much of a lover boy... i never saw no percentage in it.   (Two for the Road)

1. It's our wedding night and we don't want to have sex? 2. Honey, we have the rest of our married lives to have sex...so it's okay if we don't do it tonight 1. Now I kinda want to!   (Just Married)

Lee, let me introduce you to Carter's new theory of criminal investigation: follow the rich white man.   (Rush Hour 2)

(ending scenes) 1. Hey, Syd, Mike says you ain't shit! 2. Now why would you spout off some crazy shit like that?   (Bad Boys II)