putting denny putting at night   (Caddyshack)

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?   (Goodfellas)

Is your head up your ass for the warmth?   (Tremors 3: Back to Perfection)

1- Why did she have to die? Why couldn't I save her? I know I could have! 2- You're not all-powerful, Annie. 1- I should be! Someday I will be... I will be the most powerful Jedi ever! I promise you, I will even learn to stop people from dying.

  (Star Wars: Episode II)

Bless me Dave, for I have sinned.   (End, The)

--A face like mine is hard to forget. --How do you know? --I've been trying for years.   (Abbott and Costello in Hollywood)

Fay this is so scrumptious! Is this hand schucked?   (What About Bob?)

Fuck Fuck Fuck, mother mother fuck, mother mother fuck fuck, noich noich noich, 1 2, 1 2 3 4, noich noich noich, smokin weed smokin weed, doin coke drinkin beers, drinkin beers beers beers. Rollin fatties smokin blunts, who smokes the blunts, we smoke the blunts, rollin blunts,smoke... Kids - Hey can I get a nickle bag.. Jay - 15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand. If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe. My jungle of love. Oye oye o. I think I want to know ya, know ya. yeah what? Kid- what the hell are u singing? Jay- You don't know Jungle Love? That shit is the mad notes- written by God herself and handed down to the greatest band in the world the motherfucking Time. Kid- You mean the guys in that Prince movie? Other Kid- Yeah Purple Rain. Kid- That shit was so gay-- fucking eighties style. Jay and Slient Bob look at each other.Then, grab the kid that said it and through him against the wall and Jay says Don't never say an unkind word about the time. Me and Silent Bob modeled our whole fucking lives around Morris Day and Jerome. I'm a smooth pimp who loves the pussy and tubby here's my black manservant. What?   (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)

did you just call me an asshole? no i said idiot   (How High)

The only way is to put a pilot into 409.   (Airport 1975)

I'd like to report a truck driver who's been endangering my life.   (Duel)

I may kill half of you in training...but the half that lives will be soldiers, I promise you!   (Beau Geste)

Alice, my name is Alice Ayres   (Closer)

Darryl:look at that Dale:What? Darryl:back there   (Castle, The)

I've thought about it too much to take. I'm going to do something about it.   (Man From Laramie, The)

--What do they want? --They want a car. --What are you going to do? --Give them one.   (Enforcer, The)

There's not one power system that cares about its civilians.   (Killer Elite, The)

T: What the hell do you think you're doing, *******? V: I wanted to take a picture of what it looks like. T: What what looks like? V: People pledging alliegence.   (Crime and Punishment in Suburbia)

You're fired. I want him!   (My Cousin Vinny)

Now tell me this, right, why whould i shoot a bloke, bang, and then put him in the bloody car and whiz him off to the hospital at 100 miles an hour. It defeats the purpose of shooting him in the first place, and whats more, its bloody insulting.   (Chopper)