crisis

Doormat. Lesbian   (First Wives Club, The)

Tape recorders??? The Japs will kill us on labor costs!!!   (Back to School)

I sure hope that fire's on the first floor.   (Towering Inferno, The)

Good morning starshine, the earth says hello!   (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)

Anakin: You turned her against me. Obi-won: You have done that yourself. Anakin: I will not let you take her from me. Obi-won: Your greed and you lust for power have already done that. You have allowed this Sith Lord to twist your mind. Until now, until now you have become the very thing you swore to destroy. Anakin: Dont lecture me anymore Obi-won. I see the lies of the Jedi, I do not fear the dark side as you do. I have brought peace, security, justice and freedom to my new Empire. Obi-won: Your new Empire? Anakin my allegence is to the Republic, to democracy. Anakin: If you're not with me, than you're my enemy. Obi-won: Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must. Anakin: You will try.   (Star Wars: Episode III)

the blue pill   (Matrix, The)

I was named afte the great war hero nathan bedfor forrest   (Forrest Gump)

Mister, if you dont shut up, I'm gonna kick 100% of your ass!!!   (Fast Times at Ridgemont High)

Never over-extend your thrust, you're vulnerable and... off balance   (Highlander)

--My men are experts. --So are the Todday people, at hiding whisky!   (Whisky Galore!)

I am the writing on the wall the whisper in the classroom, without these I am nothing!   (Candyman)

Don: Hey Napoleon, did you wet your bed last night? Napoleon: Hey Don, did you take a dump in your bed last night? Don: You better shut up Napoleon! Napoleon: Why don't you tell your mom to shut up! Don: Did you say something about my mom?!?! Napoleon: Maybe I did and maybe I din't! Don: You know I could beat you up Napoleon! Napoleon: Nu uh, only one of us here knows the secret ninja moves from the government!! (Don comes over and Napoleon smacks his head and runs off)   (Napoleon Dynamite)

I'm not a bathroom attendant!   (Go)

T: Lost, lost, lost. PB: Lost what? T: I've lost my marbles.   (Hook)

Welcome to the thunderdome bitch!   (Waiting)

Falcone: Fuck you, that's what I'm going to say.   (Haggard: The Movie)

#1: Warren! Open this door right now! (breaks into room) #2: I'm sorry...   (X-Men 3, The Last Stand)

Skip-tracer.   (Truck Turner)

I'm 37, I'm not old!   (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

Ladies and gentlemen, we have just been instructed to return to the gate. For your safety, please remain seated until the aircraft has come to a complete stop. We anticipate only a short delay.   (Bullitt)