creepshow

Everybody has to die sometime, Red.   (Platoon)

I have many leatherbound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogony   (Legends of the Fall)

Cal:Hey Andy I'm sorry I wasn't nice to you for like the past 2 years. Andy:What do you mean you were nice to me Cal: No I wasn't I mean I kinda thought you were a serial killer... Andy: Hahahah Cal: No I'm serious   (40 Year Old Virgin, The)

I would rather have thirty seconds of 'wonderful' than a lifetime of 'nothing special.'   (Steel Magnolias)

This isn't goodbye. It's hello, but in reverse!   (Deliver Us From Eva)

Al Giordino: [after going outside and being shot at] Next time, *you* go! Dirk Pitt: What the hell took you so long? Al Giordino: What? I stopped for coffee. Dirk Pitt: Get a receipt? Al Giordino: Yeah, I got a receipt, and I got you one, too! Dirk Pitt: You're the best, Al! Al Giordino: You know what? I'll even get you the money from Sandecker!   (Sahara)

I guess I don't make a very good Joan of Arc.   (Heatwave)

A) And I've never been to Istanbul... B) You've never been to Istanbul ? While the moonlight on the Bosphorus is irresistible... A) Oh James...   (From Russia with Love)

Where you ElCamino?   (Hollywood Knights, The)

[Tagline] In the era of cool, he was the soundtrack.   (Beyond the Sea)

My Name is indego montoya you killed my father prepare to die   (Princess Bride, The)

Well I'd shag ya, if that's alright with you.   (Wedding Date, The)

The arsenus has oddly shaped feet   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

If you want to go back to Oregan and have a thousand babies thats fine by me but you don't quit, this is what gets inside you, what lights you up.......   (League of Their Own, A)

1/_We need answers from you that are honest, direct, and to the point.
2/_Where's Jillian?
3/_(translating) Do you realize the danger that you and your friend have risked? By coming here, you've exposed yourself to toxic gas...
2/_There's nothing wrong with the air.
1/_What makes you say that?
2/_I just know. There's nothing wrong with it.
3/_Go outside and make me a liar.
2/_Uh, look, I want to talk to the man in charge.
1/_Mr. Lacombe is the highest authority.
2/_He isn't even an American.   (Close Encounters of the Third Kind)

Jay: Now its just a penny that thinks its lucky   (Raise Your Voice)

[from a police helicopter]______ 1/ What do you suppose all those people are doing down there? 2/ Well, according to the latest statistics, over one million seven hundred and seventy five thousand of them are *getting it on* 1/ Is that so? 2/ The rest are waiting for Laverne & Shirley   (Blue Thunder)

LAYLAAAAA!! GET BACK IN YOUR CAGE BEFORE I GET OUT THE WATER HOSE!   (Mrs. Doubtfire)

I don't make the rules. We don't serve Indians.   (Flags of Our Fathers)

You turned her against me!!!   (Star Wars: Episode III)