You know, I personally have flown one hundred ninety-four missions and was shot down during every one. Come to think of it, I've never landed a plane in my life.   (Hot Shots!)

Kevin: You made me play second base. Gil: (Talking into the loud speaker) Son I'm sorry I did the best I could. (His son shoots the loud speaker his father is holding.) Nice shot son! It's important to be supportive. Come on let's sing one of the old tunes. When your slidding into home and your shorts are full of foam diarria.   (Parenthood)

--Bodega Bay. Where's that? --Up the coast, about 60 miles north of here.   (Birds, The)

1)Does this thing work? 2)What? Oh, yeah.   (Clueless)

WHAT IS THIS?1? A CENTER FOR ANTS!?!   (Zoolander)

1/_Well, you see Billy.... 2/_Bobby 1/_(sarcastically) Like it matters... I grow my hedge high so I don't have to look at your family everday   (Brady Bunch Movie, The)

Sports, how are they going to get that plane out of the stadium? Travel, where did he go? Was he on vacation? If so, where? Gossip, has he met somebody? Fashion, is that a new suit? Uh, health, has he gained weight? What's he been eating? Business, how is this gonna effect the stock market? Long-term? Short-term? Politics, does he still stand for truth, justice, all that stuff?   (Superman Returns)

Peace is always still around me, because I keeps me what they call a piece of steel. Load your steel, praise Jesus!   (Diary of a Mad Black Woman)

(sobbing)Somebody shit in the locker.   (Hot Chick, The)

Oh? this one here's still alive... alright!! talk you!!! what's the matter?!?? Can't you talk with a gun in your mouth??!!   (Untouchables, The)

Life is getting too dangerous to live in it.   (Winning)

My new Rome, to rise in gleaming white beauty, master gem of the world's crown. It shall have a new name: Neropolis. City of Nero.   (Quo Vadis)

1- Why do I get the feeling you're going to be the
death of me?! 2- Don't say that Master. You're the closest thing I have to a father.   (Star Wars: Episode II)

1. Can this thing submerge? 2. Like a rock   (Operation Petticoat)

You didnt even bother to ask me if i was thirsty sister   (Set It Off)

I wouldn't care if you were out there pole-dancing all night, as long as you did it with a little integrity!
  (Devil Wears Prada)

And let me tell you, your mother, bless her, can still make me squeal like a pig   (American Wedding)

--In this family, we do not solve problems by hitting people! --No, in this family, we shoot them!   (History of Violence, A)

Farber: Oh, mother-damn, Spoon, she just shot at you with her eyes closed! Spooner: Did you just shoot at me with your eyes closed? Calvin: Well it worked, didn't it? Spooner: I said aim, THEN FIRE!   (I, Robot)

Intelligence is not a privalegde. It's a girl and its to be used for the betterment of mankind.   (Spider-Man 2)