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(sobbing)Somebody shit in the locker.   (Hot Chick, The)

1.What have you got behind your back? 2.It's a surprise. 1.Is it a dirtbike?

  (American President, The)

Erroneous! Erroneous on both accounts.   (Wedding Crashers)

I told you... BLACK... MAGIC.   (Crocodile Dundee II)

seeing is believeing . not always the best things are seeen =D wow   (Polar Express, The)

Steve- Why are you only eating the brown ones? Mary- Because someone once said that they had less artificial coloring because chocolate's already brown. And it kinda stayed with me. Steve- Well you kinda stayed with me. Mary- Where's Fran? Steve- She's in Tahiti, on our honeymoon. We didn't get married. Mary-Because...? Steve- Because she needs to find her own life. And I... Mary- You what? What does Steve want? Steve- I wanna dance. With you.   (Wedding Planner, The)

Don't sweat the petty things, don't pet the sweaty things.   (First Daughter)

I'm an attorney...could I have your name? I'm gonna have your job.   (Heist)

[Tagline] Would you sacrifice another family to save your own?   (Hostage)

Bo: Daisy, is that road clear? Daisy: Uh, not exactly. Bo: Not exactly might be a problem.   (Dukes of Hazzard, The)

Hey look they have the Monkeys. They had a huge influence on the Beatles   (Dumb & Dumber)

No offense, but Japan or Canada or anybody else can have the Philippines as far as I'm concerned. It's hot in Manila.   (Across the Pacific)

#1Whoa Man, haha, hey guys do i look different now that im a college grad. #2Um, not really. #1 It's obvious they give alot more D+'s then D-'s i'll tell you that right now. #3 Yeah, you said that. #2 So that's it for school huh, now what? #1 No Idea, hahaha. But for now i'll probably go back and work at dad's loading docks, then we'll see. #4 Well im going to miss you man you were the best. #1 No man you were the best, i love all you guys...expecially you uhh, HAHAHAHA. I'm going to make at toast. To the best bunch of rugby freaks ever born. Maybe weren't the smartest kids on campus. Hm, maybe we spent a little to much time thrown up off balaconies, but we had fun right? Yeah. (takes hit from bong. cont.) Now some of us are leaving and that is sad, but were not going down, no way. We're going to show this world a thing or two. We're going to show. (Collapses through table) Guys: Haha HAHAHAHA   (Tommy Boy)

Welcome to Karl Marx University.   (Torn Curtain)

Negative Ghost-Rider... the pattern is full   (Top Gun)

If I were you, I'd think twice about waving a white flag   (Flags of Our Fathers)

I'm going on a trip.   (Somewhere in Time)

if loving the lord is wrong, then i dont want to be right   (Coming to America)

I married the man I love.   (Cinderella Man)

what the hell is gracy law doin here?   (Big Trouble in Little China)