I've told you a thousand times to keep a lot of insect spray around. You never know who's gonna crawl over.   (Annie Hall)

I'm not buying you chocolate.   (Imaginary Heroes)

Percy and Byron preach free love. I practice it.   (Frankenstein Unbound)

God must be a painter. Why else would we have so many colors?   (Beautiful Mind, A)

Hey, that's a little uneven!   (Yellow Rose of Texas, The)

They're readin' glasses   (My Cousin Vinny)

Mike, I know this sounds strange but I don't thinks she's dangerous. 2) Really? Well that's great. Let's keep it because I've always wanted a pet that could kill me!   (Monsters, Inc.)

1)Let's talk about inter-racial love. 2)Girl, you know you black!   (Beauty Shop)

1/_You got him breathing out of the goddamn eyelid!!!   (Bull Durham)

I feel really stupid asking this, but how do you get all that ice into that little hole?   (Million Dollar Baby)

Is anything ever all right in politics?   (Revenge)

Let us pray. Heavenly Father, please bless Chaz with game IMMEDIATELY.   (Honey)

If you treat a girl like dirt she'll stick to you like mud   (Slackers)

Donny: Where you going Dude? Dude: Going home Donny. Donny: Phone's ringin' dude. Dude: Thank you, Donny!   (Big Lebowski, The)

Mr. Madison, what you just said was the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard. At no point during your rambling incoherent repsonse were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in here is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul...Billy, A simple no would have been just fine but ah thank you!   (Billy Madison)

I was just checking the rotary girder...I'm retarded!   (Tommy Boy)

I may never see him again.   (Waterloo Bridge)

Roy Batty:Ive seen things you people wouldn't believe attack ships on fire off the shoulder of orion I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near tannhauser gate All those moments will be lost in time,like tears in rain.Time to die   (Blade Runner)

*As arrows rain down on the Spartans*
*Laughing* I just have to say it. What? Fighting in the shade. *more laughing*   (300)

1) Hi Mr. Reed! 2) Woah! hey did you do something to your hair? 1) It's a bit extreme isn't it? 2) No. No I mean that's the thing nowadays right? 1) Well he said it would accent my facial features. 2) Well that's what it does. It completely accents your facial features! We're just gonna go down to my office now. (cough, cough)   (Liar Liar)