Raph: Come on how many of you guys is it gonna take to beat me? (Ninjas appear) Good answer, Good answer...   (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)

starr: have you excepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior? astrid: i dont know starr: well when you do he'll be waitin'   (White Oleander)

Doc:And now, l would like to introduce to you our most distinguished clinical subject...Tom. -Hi. l'm Tom. ---Henry.---Marlin.---Doug.---Lucy. Tom: Hi. Cool flip-flops. Where'd you get them? ---You like those? It's interesting. l was on the North Shore--- Tom: Hi, l'm Tom. ---Henry. -Hi. ----Marlin. Doc:Tom lost part of his brain...in a hunting accident. His memory lasts 10 seconds. Tom: l was in an accident? That's terrible. Doc: Don't worry. You'll get over it in seconds. Tom: Get over it? l mean, what happened? Did l get shot in the brain--? Hi, l'm Tom. ---Hi, l'm Lucy.-Hi. ---Doug. -Hey.-- Marlin.   (50 First Dates)

PERHAPS MY BEST MIRACLE WAS THE 1969 METS   (Oh, God!)

Johnny, I'm just beginning to understand you - you're a child.   (Suspicion)

Who are you going to Paris with?   (WarGames)

you just got knocked the fuck out   (Friday)

Well boss, a diesel needs its oil like a sailor needs his rum.   (Captain Ron)

Please understand. The Three Laws are all that guide me.   (I, Robot)

I would give almost anything I have to reverse the course of my life in the last year. The past doesn't change for anyone, but at least I can learn from the past. I've learned a lot about life. I've learned a lot about myself, and about the responsibilties any man has to his fellow man. Iv'e learned a lot about good and evil. They are not always whay they appear to be. I was involved, deeply involved in a deception. I have deceived my friends, and I have millions of them. I lied to the American people. I lied about what I knew, then I lied about what I did not know. In a sense I was like a child who refuses to admit a fact in the hope that it would go away. Of course it did NOT go away. I was scared... scared to death. I had no solid position, no basis to stand on for myself. There was one way out and that was simply to tell the truth. It may sound trite to you but I've found myself again after a number of years. I've been acting a role of thinking that I have done more; accomplished more; produced more than I actually have. I've had all the breaks. I've stood on the shoulders of life and I have never gotten down into the dirt to build a foundation of my own. I've flown too high on borrowed wings. Everything came too easy. That is why I am here today.   (Quiz Show)

Alan Parrish: In the jungle you must wait, Til the dice read five or eight. Peter Shepherd: This will not be an easy mission, monkeys slow the expedition. Judy Shepherd: A law of the jungle has been broken, you will set back more than your token. Sarah Whittle: They grow much faster than bamboo. Take care or they'll come after you. Judy Shepherd: A tiny bit can make you itch, make you sneeze, make you twitch. Peter Shepherd:His fangs are sharp. He likes your taste. Your party better move poste haste. Alan Parrish: A hunter from the darkest wild, makes you feel just like a child. Sarah Whittle: Every month at the quarter moon, there'll be a monsoon, in your lagoon.   (Jumanji)

My, you have lovely hair. You ever find any spiders in it?   (Longest Yard, The)

Uncle Tony's gonna do a little demo!   (Heavyweights)

Never under estimate the predictability of stupidity   (Snatch)

No, I wasn't talking to you, I don't even know your name, it's what? Lan -o, Lan-o-lin? Like sheep's wool?   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

--You're emotionally upset. Have a glass of water. --I don't want a glass of water. I want a divorce!   (Marriage on the Rocks)

UH LES YOU KNOW HOW YOU SAID WHEN YOU GOT YOUR DRIVERS LISENCE YOU WANTED A BMW WELL HERE IT IS TAKE GOOD CARE OF IT THANKS DAD THATS VERY GENEROUS OF YOU BUT I DON'T NEED THE BMW I ALREADY HAVE A MERCEDES   (License to Drive)

1) If i wanted quisine I'd gave gone to paris. 2) You still can mate, France isnt too far away, it's full of pricks and they hate fucking yanks too now do you fancy a bite or what? 3) Yeah alright.   (51st State, The)

I reckon what you'd wantin' to know is what I'ma doin' in here. I reckon the reason I'm in here cause I killed somebody. Mm-hmm. But I reckon that you'd wantin' to know is how come he killed somebody. So I reckon I'll start at the front. Mm-hmm.   (Sling Blade)

I would really like an explanation.   (Armageddon)