I'm going off the grid. No more Franchises, no more botox, no more "Hey, oh, lets clone another goat," and certainly no more sexual harassment lawsuits, what's wrong with saying "Hey, nice tits." When did that go out the window?   (Accepted)

Good luck to you, Yank. In your own language, scram!   (Sahara)

Quit staring at me.... eat your checkers!!   (Overboard)

wars   (G-Men vs. the Black Dragon)

Mind-bottling. Like your mind is trapped in a bottle.   (Blades of Glory)

You are such a fuckin loser. You make me sick.   (Sideways)

(STEVE) Where's Bridget? l want to marry her. (BEN) Who the hell are you?! (DAD) Someone who gets to a wedding on time! (BEN) Hi, we haven't met. I'm Ben. (STEVE) Steve Montgomery. I used to go out with Bridget and I'm still in love with her. (BEN) Can l see your invitation?   (Forces of Nature)

Crash must've called the guy a cocksucker. MMMM, he's so romantic!   (Bull Durham)

That old gentleman happens to mean more to me than anything else.   (Circle of Two)

I wasn't sleeping, chief. It's just that I haven't been able to sleep these last few months. I forgot how. So I was just practicing.   (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians)

MARTY: Now during the flower people period, who was your drummer? DAVID: Stumpy's replacement...Peter James Bond....He also died under mysterious circumstances...we were playing a jazz-blues festival- NIGEL: Blues-jazz really. And uhh it was tragic really...he exploded on stage.....DEREK: just like that. NIGEL: It was just like a flash of green light ---and that was it. Nothings left. DAVID: Well...there was- NIGEL: Its true its true there was a little green globule on his drum seat. DAVID: Its like a stain really... NIGEL: It was a stain not a globule actually. DAVID: Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year, its just not really widely reported.   (This IS Spinal Tap)

Sergeant Paul Ryker.   (Sergeant Ryker)

1/_ What does his T-shirt say? 2/_ *I am a bomb technician, if you see me running, try to catch up*   (Sum of All Fears, The)

1) Stop sniveling and hold still. (WHACK!) 2) Thank you, Sire...   (Robin Hood)

#1- I love your crooked little mouth. #2- Well it's not my best feature.   (Firm, The)

what is your connection with janet dunn she is my brother   (Hanky Panky)

Investment banking, man. Didn't you read about us in the Wall Street Journal?   (Oliver & Company)

I think you ought to go with us, Louis. You ought to.   (Papillon)

That's our silver bullet. Shoddy police work.   (Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil)

Mr. Muffin Man, catch ya later!!!   (3 Ninjas)